Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

"How do we, as people of faith, respond to such relentless evil?"
Racists can be black, too.
  • Paul Hooson

    “That runaway truck driver was even worse than we first realized. He had a “Gas, Grass or Ass. Nobody Rides For Free” bumper sticker on his truck. What an asshole! Ha, ha, ha…” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d294c8e14255c2902c70749eb1da5b93f2ace16d6bc2936c1f140a90c055b7d.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    “If Pence has a few brothers and sisters, then maybe he has six pence? Ha ha ha…”.

  • fustian24

    How is a Muslim like a Socialist?

    They both enjoy a good terrorist attach on the west.

  • Obama: “…and then I sent Hillary a Christmas card from Monica Lewinski.”

  • Obama: “Everything. Okay! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog….But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.”

  • Paul Hooson

    “If only we could just given Paul Hooson a free trip to Nice…If only…Ha ha ha”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Even worse, that Nice truckdriver had one of those “How’s My Driving?” bumper stickers on his truck…Ha ha ha…”.

  • Socialist sellout and fraud walks side by side with Bernie Sanders.

  • jim_m

    Of course we can continue to ignore the problem of islamic fascism. What could possibly go wrong? It’s not like military coups happen anymore.

  • sarahconnor2

    “That putz, Kerry, thinks the Turkish military is getting ready to overthrow the Islamic globalist we helped put in power. As if I’d let THAT happen!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Obama: “That Nice truckdriver is terrible!”.

    Sanders: “Lucky for him that has a strong union in the Teamsters. Ha ha ha…”.

  • fustian24

    I swore to Erdogan that I had his back…

  • Paul Hooson

    “…And then the reporter asks Trump his thoughts on Turkey, but he looks overwhelmed. So the reporter asks “Do you even know where Turkey is?”, and Trump defiantly answers, “Yes, it’s between two pieces of bread!”.

    “Ha ha ha…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Moses and I were in the same Hebrew class together. For homework, I would hold up the stone while Moses typed”,

    “Ha ha ha…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Sanders: “I can’t remember names anymore, so I call all reporters, “Jake”…. Once in a while, I get that name correct”.

    Obama: “Ha ha ha”.

  • jim_m

    And now that I have come out in support of Erdogan, if the coup fails I will have done more to advance islamism than Bin Laden!

  • Paul Hooson

    “I heard that France was hoping to copy the success of Spain’s “Running With The Bulls” event, but I don’t think “The Running With The Trucks” event will be back next year…”.

  • Vagabond661

    Obama: “And then I told her ‘Con Air”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “The first time in history something built by Renault didn’t breakdown when it should of…”.

    “Ha ha ha…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    The audience leaves laughing from a screening of CLINTON 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO…

  • TheyTukRJobz

    “Stop me if you’ve heard this one, Bernie…
    .. Blacks actually believe we care about them.”

  • RestlessLegs

    ♬ Socialists Just Wanna Have Fun ♪ ♩

  • 914

    Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect lunacy..

  • 914

    Walking small!

  • 914

    ” For my next trick Bernie, I will golf while Hillary is landslided and blame Boosh!!”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Vilsack?”.

    “Yeah, let’s tell Hillary, you need to run with Vilsack. Tom Vilsack…”.

    “Ha, ha, ha, ha…”.

  • Retired military

    Obama “And then i said Let me be perfectly clear”

  • Retired military

    Bernie “and they believed you when you said that you wanted to fight terrorism???”

  • BluesHarper

    “If you like your pants suit you can keep your pants suit.”

  • BluesHarper

    “Bernie, that’s not my pocket you’re pickin’.”

  • redsquare22

    “…and all this time she thought we liked her.”

  • redsquare22

    “Pardon her my ass.”

  • redsquare22

    Hillary: (farting sound) “Pardon me.”
    Obama: “Never gonna happen.”