Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners September 9, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was quite a success. No joke to introduce it this week-please remember the events on 9/11 fifteen years ago and say a prayer for the families of those who were killed.

We got over two hundred entries this week so we have double winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
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Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Well, you’ll be stronger.

I’ll be coughing up a lung and bobbing my head up and down like a epileptic piñata in a hurricane.

(RestlessLegs) – “Look out for sniper fire!

2) (EricSteel) – “The Wicked Witch addresses her flying monkeys.

(rodney dill) – ““No, the motto does not apply to my butt cheeks.”

3) (Retired military) – “Oh look it’s a Hillary chicken, 2 massive thighs, 2 small breasts and a left wing.

(Paul Hooson) – ““Iron Lady”? Well, maybe “Rusted Old Battle Ax”…

4) (Rick Adams) – ““Good morning. Look over crowd approvingly, from left to right. Thank you all for coming. Unaffected laugh. I’m glad you could be with me today, of all days. Dramatic pause. Don’t repeat the stage directions. No, really, stop. Good god.”

(guido81_MA) – “COUGH Stronger COUGH-COUGH-COUGH To COUGH-COUGH ge COUGH ther COUGH-COUGH-COUGH

5) (Vagabond661) – ““What do you mean by ‘Is that THE blue dress’?”

(Mary Gehman) – ““I hear the voices and I do what they tell me…”

6) (Olsoljer) – “I’m just here in Phoenix to get my hair………………..Oh! Is that Jim Comey and Loretta’s aircraft? Be right back!

(RadiCalMan) – “Go ahead, wipe my server!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Bird666) – “ She’s mad as hell and not going to take us anymore.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Mike) – “Con Air II: This Time For All the Marbles!

(Brian Brandt) – “Is it too early to start drinking?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Stephen Macklin) – “Bill. Put down the cigar and step away from the flight attendant.

(cathymv) – “Hillary is so horrible that when I typed her name in a text – it auto-corrected it to Bitch.

Best Caption Featuring the Word, “Deplorable”

(yetanotherjohn) – “
Deceitful
Evil
Panderer
Liar
Old
Reprobate
Amoral
Bitch
Liberal
Egotist

That’s all for this week. Stayed tuned for a new contest this Friday.

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  • fustian24

    I so like starting the week with a win!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Console yourself with your position knowing you have not yet achieved the greatness that is found in winning the coveted “Most inappropriate”.

      • fustian24

        When you are possessed of actual wit, it is never necessary to “play blue”.

        If you were cleverer, you’d know that.

        • yetanotherjohn

          When you are truly talented, you can accomplish anything.

          • fustian24

            Exactly.

          • yetanotherjohn

            I’m glad to see you coming to grips with your inability to win the most prestigious “Inappropriate” award.

          • fustian24

            Some of us are not self-aware.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Some of us are incapable of winning the prestigious “Inappropriate” award.

    • How very ‘appropriate’ of you.

      • fustian24

        Does that apply to my butt cheeks? (grin)

        • I dunno, get your head out of the way and I’ll take a look.

          • fustian24

            Now, THAT was the funniest thing you’ve said in a while.

    • Rick Adams

      And look how prophetic it was!

      • fustian24

        Not only am I gut wrenchingly funny, I am also way ahead of the curve.

        It’s a burden but I bear it as best I can…

    • Mary Gehman

      Congrats on your win! But, if we are patient, someday we’ll have you singing the ‘blues’, too! Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it! (grin!)

      • yetanotherjohn

        I suppose encouraging a goal that exceeds his capabilities can keep him striving, but I do think it is a bit cruel to encourage him to strive for what he can not achieve because of his inability.

        • Mary Gehman

          Well said, but a girl can dream…we should make it our goal to lure him into ‘inappropriateness’. If we are crafty, he’ll never even know he’s been transitioned!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Lure away, I question not your ability to entice, but his ability to perform.

          • Mary Gehman

            Where’s your sense of adventure? Where’s your desire to accomplish an unattainable goal? We can DO THIS!!

          • fustian24

            I won’t go to the dark side.

          • Mary Gehman

            You’re already there, you just don’t realize it yet! The ‘company you keep’ (at least the company you keep on-line, here!) tells me so. Wallow in the mud with us…snipe in the gutter with us…it’ll be our little secret…

  • Most Inappropriate – finally I am where I belong!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Congratulations to you and Cathy. Only the smartest, funniest and all around best caption writers can score the coveted “Most inappropriate”. Not for you the Scarlet A upon your chest. You are one of the elite.

      • fustian24

        Deplorable.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Jealous

    • Mary Gehman

      Congratulate yourself with a cigar!

      • yetanotherjohn

        To quote the great lady: ew … just ew

        • Mary Gehman

          Thank you…it’s always nice to be thought a lady, let alone a great one! And, it’s flattering to be quoted…especially when I’m being ‘inappropriate’!

  • Paul Hooson

    Number three not bad! But, I know what a “number one” and “number two” is, so can someone explain a “number three” to me?

    • yetanotherjohn

      It’s rather messy and involves both #1 and #2 at the same time.
      Congratulations on making the podium.

    • Mary Gehman

      I think #3 is a ‘shart’ that makes you pee your pants??? At least, that’s what I’ve been told…Congrats on a #3!

      • Paul Hooson

        Wow, that would not be so good….

        • yetanotherjohn

          You’re #3, You’re #3 yeah.

        • Mary Gehman

          #4, #5 and #6 are even worse!

          • yetanotherjohn

            The horror, the horror.

          • Mary Gehman

            Just another ‘ew…just ew’ moment, brought to you by the witch!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks Sarah. Yet another award to go with past success. This was a week that I felt I just couldn’t get an traction so I’m glad I found a niche somewhere.

    • fustian24

      That explains the skid marks.

      • fustian24

        You often see skid marks around the “john”.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Mention my name and you can get a better seat.

        • yetanotherjohn

          BTW if your seeing skid marks around your John, you may not be doing it right.

    • Mary Gehman

      Congrats on finding a niche! Conincidentally, I’ve lost my niche…could you please see that it gets returned to me?!? Thanks!

      • yetanotherjohn

        I’m sorry you lost your niche. Are you sitting on it?

        • Mary Gehman

          Maybe…maybe not…but, my niche should be on my broom soon…

          • yetanotherjohn

            Say what you will about Rodney, but given his #1 entry he would never fall off the broom.

          • Mary Gehman

            It really comes down to how one rides ones’ broom…straddle, side-saddle, prone, supine…or hang from it like a bat!

          • fustian24

            I’m told you should put your “niche” right on it.

            Then look for some turbulence!

          • Mary Gehman

            My personal favorite way to ride a broom is to fly it like it’s a stripper pole and hang on with one leg…doesn’t involve my ‘niche’ at all! (grin!)

          • fustian24

            I’ll have to defer to your superior stripper pole knowledge…

          • Mary Gehman

            As well, you should…

          • yetanotherjohn

            Actually I think Hooson is our go to guy on strippers and their equipment.

          • Mary Gehman

            I only know how to clean stainless steel, not swing around on it, so he should likely remain your point-person for strippers and their equipment. I am just a lowly broom expert!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Witch

          • Mary Gehman

            That’s me!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Is your ancestry perhaps from a desert people?

          • Mary Gehman

            A volcanic people…Sicily.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Aahh. I thought you might have been a sand witch.

          • Mary Gehman

            Well, I do love the beach, and Sicily is an island, and I believe in magic…guess I am a sand witch! But, I never use my broom to sweep sand out of my sand castle!
            PS – I actually have a beach-bag that says “sand witch” on it!

          • yetanotherjohn

            She’s a witch! Burn her. Burn Her.

          • Mary Gehman

            He’s not! Burn him!

  • Thanks Sarah.

  • cathymv

    My first inappropriate win!!! Score!!! Thank you! Between this and getting 3rd place in the car show I was in yesterday – My week made!!!

    • fustian24

      I did not know you were a car.

      • cathymv

        bwahahahaha.. you a funny man!! 🙂 Have a 1972 La Mans convertible – got 3rd in the show

        • fustian24

          Of course. You HAVE a car.

          It all makes sense now…

          Would that be a “Le” Mans, by any chance?

          Looks like autocorrect is on the job again!

          • cathymv

            Well hell!!! I have been saying it wrong for years now!! I even write La Mans on the competition sheets!! bwahahahahahha… i’m an idiot!! (but still funny and cute!!)

          • yetanotherjohn

            Nice to meet you Miss La Mans. My what a cute grill you have.

          • Just move away from the tailpipe and no one gets hurt.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Talk about getting burned.

        • Paul Hooson

          Wow! Major league cool! Love Pontiacs!

          • cathymv

            Thank you Paul. My hubby gave her to me when he got tired of his buds calling him Pinky. lol. Then when I was driving and he was the passenger, they called him Shotgun! heh!!! The red one next to mine is my husbands – a 1968 GTO – its pure stock – numbers matching.

          • There are a lot of car shows where I live. The culmination being the Woodward Dream Cruise.

          • WHO’S THE BUSTER

            I just went a few weeks ago and loved it. I go every year, but got smart this year and parked a few miles away and bike in.

            Of course someone has to get the word out that a 1982 Town and Country van is not a classic, but instead just an old car.

        • Mary Gehman

          That is one gorgeous ‘broomstick’! Mine pales by comparison!

    • Mary Gehman

      You go, girl! Congrats! The ‘inappropriate’ category is a personal favorite of mine, as well!

      • yetanotherjohn

        Only the best of the best can win the inappropriate category. Congratulations Cathy on an excellent and well deserved award.

  • Vagabond661

    Thanks Sarah!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thank you, Sarah! I’ve always wanted an opportunity to ‘plead the 5th’!
    (And, I did say a prayer for the families of the 9/11 victims and will continue to.)

  • Retired military

    Thanks all