Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Sept 23, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ really handed it to a bunch of tools. Glad they’re having so much fun while Obama gets ready to hand over the internet. The contest once again drew over three hundred entries so we have triple winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
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Here are the winning entries:

1) (retired military) – “Three of the reasons Trump is probably going to be the next President of the US.

(cathymv) – “Hillarys new server cleaning team!

(Joe_Miller) – “We keep nailing Trump into this coffin and he keeps getting out.

2) (rodney dill) – “Why don’t you see Obama in this photo?
He’d rather just screw us.

(Stephen_Macklin) – “When all you have is a hammer, every senator looks like an idiot.

(RestlessLegs) – “They kept missing the nails until someone said, “Pretend they’re taxpayers.”

3) (Rick Adams) – “Hurry it up; Charlotte isn’t going to rebuild itself.

(Mary Gehman) – “Three of the Four Horsemen of the Appocolypse get hammered.

(Brian Brandt) – “Rebuilding begins on the Capitol Building after the House fire.

4) (fustian 24) – “Hillary’s health was worse than anybody thought.

(914) – “Two Kids and a Baby!!

(Olsoljer) – “The OTHER nail Mitch! The OTHER nail, the IRON one, …….oh hell no.

5) (Scorpion) – “A typical day in Hillary’s 11:00 AM wake up routine.

(Par4Course) – “Paul Ryan: “I’ve seen monkeys that could use tools better than these guys!”

(RockThisTown) – “Get Weiner over here to take a picture. Oh, wait . . . never mind.

6) (Walter_Cronanty) – “Congress opens its session by playing its favorite, bi-partisan game – “Whack a Taxpayer.”

(guido81_MA) – “Ooops, nailed my hand to this board again.

(RadiCalMan) – “Hey Chuckie & Mitch, you better use those hammers while you got them, because there’s a change a comin’!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(yetanotherjohn) – “When all you have is a hammer, all problems look like they can be solved by massive government programs.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mike) – “Schumer: “This isn’t any fun. I thought they said they’d give me a hummer!”

(Paul Hooson) – “Chuck Schumer: “So, Anthony Weiner goes to a doctor. The doctor tells him, “You need to stop sexting and masturbating”. Weiner asks, “Why?”. The doctor tells him, “So I can examine you!”.

Ryan: “God no, ha ha ha..”.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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