Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners November 18, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success. When you look up major policy failures in the history books in fifty years, that photo will feature prominently. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “Ich bin ein bullshitter!

(fustian 24) – “I DID have one brief conversation with Hillary.

She told me to stick James Comey up my bung hole and if there was any room at all left over I was to shove John Podesta up there with him.

Then she told me I could “f***” myself with a red-hot chainsaw drenched in Republican feces and the blood of Julian Assange.

She seemed, I dunno, a little peeved still.

(Joe_Miller) – ““Who are you talking to?”

“It’s Jake. From State Farm.”

2) (TheyTukRJobz) – “Obama, phoning it in for 7 years and 10 months and counting.

(Bird666) – “Checkpoint Charlatan

(Mike) – “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what kind of idiot will ruin your country for eight years!

3) (Olsoljer) – “Hello Merkel? It’s me again! Hehehehe, are you nekkid?

(Rock ThisTown) – ““May I speak to Mr. Soros, please. Yes, I’ll hold.”

(rodney dill) – ““It’s 11:59… Do you know where your legacy is?”

4) (Rick Adams) – “Axis of Fail.

(Stephen Macklin) – “Chancellor Angela Merkel informed President Obama today that he was welcome to immigrate to Germany.

(yetanotherjohn) – “What happened?
I don’t know, he just froze like that when the teleprompter blew.

5) (Diogenes the Deplorable) – “..and I did it….My Wayyyyy!

(cathymv) – “Well, we know its not 3am…. Obama doesn’t answer those calls!!

(Paul Hooson) – “Proof positive that some public figures make me better appreciate the painful distraction caused by my shingles outbreak….

6) (LocalMalcontent) – “Obama: “Sorry, Hillary, but Angela said ‘No’ to you asking for asylum in her country, too…”

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Calling his imaginary friends on his imaginary phone…

…at least they take his calls.

(Brian Brandt) – “Rachel? Card Member Services? Why yes, I would like a lower rate on 19 trillion in debt.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Urkel & Merkel.

Good Sport Award:

(David Robertson) – “Merkel: “Barack, now that Trump has won, how does the crow taste?”

Obama: “I’ll call Wizbang blogger David Robertson to find out.”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““…There’s a phone call for Mike Hunt…”

(Retired military) – “Offstage
Biden “Hey has anyone seen Barrack around? He is late for his meeting with that fatass Merkel”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Congratulations to all. All were extremely good. I’m off the podium, but happy to see a late entry of mine get some love.

    Special shout out to the two Most Inappropriate. I of course have no idea what Mary’s caption is about and think even Biden wouldn’t have found Retired Military’s caption as inappropriate. Personally, I think Fustian should have been with you both on his entry, but I suspect that if he had, he would have pulled a Hillary and just curled up into a ball.

    Dave practiced that most elegant of art forms, the self depreciating humor that acknowledges we are all less than perfect.

    And of course, Guido was head and shoulders above the rest with his early entry that caught the reader’s attention. It’s rare to see a reader’s choice be 11 votes above second place.

    • fustian24

      There was nothing inappropriate about MY caption.

      That’s all on Hillary. She’s a piece of work, I tell you.

  • Well Golly…

    • yetanotherjohn

      Well said, well said.

  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you! – BTW, I have some fresh “HAMILTON” jokes.

    So, Mike Pence asks his wife what she thought about HAMILTON. She responds, “I dunno, you were in it…”.

    Strangely, Mike Pence’s trip to see HAMILTON turned out to be the worst night for a Republican at the theater since Lincoln told his wife, “Hey, Mary Todd, let’s chill out at the theater tonight. You game?”.

    So Mike Pence makes a phone call to Trump. “I can’t do that VP gig. I’m going to tour with the cast of “HAMILTON”.

    If Mike Pence was any more involved in HAMILTON, they would have to include him in the play’s program..

    • I wonder if Pence will be a “Burr” in the Hamiltons actor’s side.

    • Brian Brandt

      They told him to ‘break a leg.’

  • Mary Gehman

    Okay…I thought today was Sunday…I thought winners are announced on Monday mornings…I’m not complaining…I’m just confused! Anyway, I am thrilled with ‘MIA’! It’s been a while since I snagged that one! Thanks and God Bless! Happy Thanksgiving!

    • sarahconnor2 Bannon

      I had to do the winners earlier in the day as we are currently in the car headed to the Redskins-Packers game.

      • Go Pack!

        • sarahconnor2 Bannon

          Die you gravy sucking pigs!

          • fustian24

            Yeah, go Skins!

            (That’s Rodney’s last caption win. Snicker!)

          • yetanotherjohn

            You just hate Native American Indians … and are a suck up.

          • fustian24

            You’re 1 for 2.

          • yetanotherjohn

            You are too a suck up.

          • fustian24

            Now you’re 1 for 3!

          • yetanotherjohn

            Sure Mr. ‘First U should torture American Indians (native)’, just try and deny it. I have more proof of that than when the left accuses most conservatives of racism.

          • fustian24

            And we’re inappropriate in 3.

            That’s 2 under par!

          • yetanotherjohn

            I actually felt like I double boggied, not getting to “inappropriate” in one, but then 3 is the usual minimum par.

          • sarahconnor2 MAGA

            OMG- you cheered for them and they lost to the COWBOYS! The worst thing that can happen to them. A pox on you!

          • fustian24

            No, no…

            Still Rodney. He’s the jinx.

            When he’s not a Packers fan, he’s a Cowboy lover.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Great. Now you’ve offended her so much she isn’t posting a caption contest this week. (even though she’s not the one to post, I’ll still blame you …. or maybe Fustian. Yeah that’s it Fustian was such a suck up she left in disgust).

          • fustian24

            My whole week is ruined.

            I’m not even sure what day it is any more.

      • Mary Gehman

        Have a great time and don’t freeze your ass off! 🙂

  • Thanks Sarah

  • EricSteel

    I think this is my first, first place win, which sucks in a way because I thought “Urkel and Merkel” was funnier. However, I thought of “ich bin ein bullshitter” while driving and had to wait for a red light to type it in before I forgot it.

    • fustian24

      This is not my first, first place win, and, while I also liked “Urkel and Merkel”, I don’t think winning sucks at all!

  • A sterling bunch of entries! Thanks, Sarah, for including Barry Gump’s remarks!

  • Retired military

    Thanks all. Biden is a gift that keeps on giving.

    Also a special salute to David Robertson with his bit of self depreciating humor.

  • Joe_Miller

    Getting the week off to a great start. Thanks, Sarah!

  • cathymv

    oh!! I missed my name!! 5th place… sweet!! Thank you all! much appreciated. Some great captions this week! you are a funny bunch for sure!! Glad to be a part of it…

    • yetanotherjohn

      Don’t bother when it’s sooooo obvious you don’t mean it (grin)

      • cathymv

        but I do… I do…. You are a funny bunch!!! 🙂 And I mean that damn it!!!

  • Paul Hooson

    Here’s a preview of an upcoming losing entry of mine….


    • jim_m

      Yeah Paul. Let’s make fun of 5 dead children. What a disgusting jerk you are. The bodies are barely cold. The funerals haven’t even been planned and you think they are big yuks.

      You are a loathsome scumbag.

      • Paul Hooson

        I actually feel very badly for the children, and it’s no reference to them, but that outlandish troubled young school bus driver. When, I first saw his photo and his terrible driving story that makes Mr. Magoo sound like a driving school instructor by comparison, I like everyone was outraged. Everyone deals with grief in their own way, and I sometimes cope with gallows humor to make sense of tragedy that makes no sense.

    • Scalia

      That’s way, WAY over the top. You should be ashamed of yourself, but you aren’t.

      • Paul Hooson

        My commentary is in reference to the outlandish school bus driver and his bizarre and crazy driving. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/83f5872fc893cb924206f5409bd59e591c8d36c8f11b54c30a92b25daeec8ec4.jpg

        • jim_m

          misplaced, unwarranted, and untimely, without any sense of propriety or sensitivity to the tragedy of the event. Dead children are not real to you, they are just props for your disgusting ‘humor’.

          • Paul Hooson

            I feel deeply sad about the children. My joke is only directed at this terrible unfit driver and certainly not the victims. Today, a crazy statement that he made to his mother was made public. He was cited for another traffic incident back in September, yet not removed from service. It was bad judgement to allow this individual to drive small children like this. Parents filed complaints about this driver before, yet the bus service that hired him did nothing. He was not hired by the schools.

        • Scalia

          Like I said, you have no shame.

          • Paul Hooson

            Well, I’m sorry it took so long to respond to you. But, I had a bus driver who claimed to be from Chattanooga, and his “claimed” shortcut through mailboxes, garbage cans, parked cars and even an oak tree took longer than the usual ride should have.

          • Scalia

            I couldn’t care less how long it took you to reply. Your joke is entirely inappropriate given the circumstances. How would you feel if it were you son or daughter that was killed on that bus? Of course, I don’t expect you to understand that.

          • Paul Hooson

            Anyone who drives for a living owes their passengers safety. When I was younger, I considered buying half a taxi business as a driver.

  • sarahconnor2 MAGA

    David, is your new article doubling as the caption contest this week? ‘Cause it’s at the top of the site and any picture of Ole Hiller can work.