Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners December 23, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ certainly brought out the holiday cheer and goodwill to men-except for some notable exceptions in the captions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “The Ghost of Christmas Past decided it just wasn’t worth it.

(guido81_MA) – “In honor of the season, Obama changes all of his straw man arguments to snow man arguments.

2) (jim_m) – “Remember when they were saying that Trump doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in Hell?

Well, I’m here baby!!!

(RadiCalMan) – “ “You better watch out
you better not cry
you better not pout
I’m telling you why
Donald Turmp is coming to town! ♪

3) (BluesHarper) – ““Snowden”…, not “Snowman”.

(cathymv) – “What did Clinton give Obama for Christmas?

A Snow Blower!!

4) (David Robertson) – “What do this snowman and Hillary Clinton have in common?
Answer: On 01/20/17, both will be forever outside the Oval Office.

(Joe_Miller) – “When Obama turns around, that snowman is going to have the sleet scared out of him.

5) (Rick Adams) – “Alt-White.

(yetanotherjohn) – “It’s obvious this is a fake photo … Obama’s working.

6) (Mary Gehman) – “..So many snowflakes…so little time…

(Mike) – “There must have been some magic in
that old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head,
Obama taxed it

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Stephen_Macklin) – “Hillary Clinton was spotted in the woods again yesterday…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “MIchelle: “Barry! What have you been doing with that snowman!”
Barry: “Don’t worry… That’s just a little coke left on my nose.”
Michelle: “That’s alright then.”

(Paul Hooson) – “Anyone up for some snowballing?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Merry Christmas!
  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you Sarah and everyone. Wow, it sure seemed like I was all over the inappropriate thing this week by repopularizing some outrageous sexual slang into jokes that would fit the picture. “Snowballing” jokes are best told during the Winter, while “Camel Toe Slide” jokes are best told during Summer or Mideastern scenes. On the other hand, Jew jokes and housefire jokes know no season.

    • cathymv

      Is it too soon that I laughed at that whamtastic bon mot!!

      • fustian24

        Yes it is.

        Karma will be having words with you both soon.

        • cathymv

          So we can expect a double whammy of Karma real soon!!

          • fustian24

            I’m told she’s a lady dog…

          • yetanotherjohn

            What did you just call Sarah?

          • fustian24

            The inappropriate award has already been given.

            You’ll get your chance again on Friday.

          • yetanotherjohn

            After what you just called, Sarah, I’m waiting for her chance to get you next Monday.

      • Paul Hooson

        Apparently, no one bothered to wake George Michael before he go-goed…

    • Brian Brandt

      O.K., I finally took the time to look up ‘Snowballing’ on Urban Dictionary. Kind of like ‘Russian Toast’ with women.

    • fustian24

      Another vocab lesson from Paul “Snowball” Hooson.

      I can’t tell you how many deviant sexual practices ol’ Snowball has introduced to us over the years!

      It’s both impressive and horrifying!

      • Paul Hooson

        You’ll love “camel toe slide” then. That’s a pretty good one. Especially for the receiver…

  • Rick Adams

    Olaf’s Corollary: Some people AREN’T worth melting for. <– oh come on, no love for a Frozen reference? 🙂

    • yetanotherjohn

      Just how much of your philosophical outlook on life is based on modern vs classic Disney animation?

    • fustian24

      I voted for it!

      Cracked me up.

  • cathymv

    Sharing 3rd place… thank you so much sarah!! There were a lot of laugh out loud captions this week…. so much fun! Congrats everyone. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and Hanukkah!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Always nice to see talent on the podium.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for the ‘Christmas Love’! I couldn’t seem to think of much to go with this picture…nothing much came to mind, so I’m surprised to see myself anywhere on the winner’s list! Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! And, as always, God Bless!

    • yetanotherjohn

      As always deserved and modest. May the Lord’s face shine upon you and be gracious to you.

      • Mary Gehman

        AMEN! And, right back at ya’!

  • Thanks Sarah

  • yetanotherjohn

    What a wonderful boxing day surprise to get some love for one of my late captions. Thanks Sarah and congratulations to all.

    • fustian24

      I was worried that you only entered a few thousand captions this week. And almost none of them inappropriate.

      Are you ill?

      • yetanotherjohn

        I was somewhat amazed that your clearly inappropriate caption about Obama and self pleasure was overlooked. Then I remembered, the additional requirement in the award title “Most inappropriate, but funny”.

        Thank you for your concern. I actually have been ill this last week, so was not up to my usual productivity.

        • Mary Gehman

          “Tis the season to be pukin’…Fa lalalalalalalala!”

          • yetanotherjohn

            More like coughing, snorting, aching and needing to rest.

          • Mary Gehman

            Nothin’ like yaking up a hairball. Hope you feel better soon!

        • fustian24

          Ehhhh….you wouldn’t know funny if it “snowballed” right into your pie hole!

          (Hattip to Paul “Snowball” Hooson!)

          • yetanotherjohn

            Who has won “Most inappropriate, but funny” more times than whom?

            p.s.You really do try for inappropriate but are denied so much. Have you thought about counseling for this compulsion?

  • fustian24

    Another co-win!

    What a lovely Christmas present!

  • No, “Baby it’s cold outside” references? Pity.
    Thanks! And FWIW, I liked yetanotherjohn’s.

    • yetanotherjohn

      That is because you have excellent taste in political comedy.

      • How kind (and perceptive) of you to notice!

        • yetanotherjohn

          Aw shucks, twarn’t nothin’

  • (Mike) – “There must have been some magic in
    that old silk hat they found.
    For when they placed it on his head,
    Obama taxed it”

    There must have been some magic in
    that old silk hat they found.
    When Obama placed it on his head,
    He began to sound profound

    .
    Now that would take some wicked strong magic.