Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners December 30, 2016

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success unlike my Redskins who went on a losing tear that kept them from the playoffs AFTER a certain captioner started cheering for them. I just got back from the worst game I’ve ever seen them play live and boy am I ticked. Woe to the one who cursed them. Anyway, we had over three hundred captions this week, so we have three winners per position, none of whom are named fustian24.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (David Robertson) – “I don’t know what is going on here, but I’m sure that it was followed by Democrats whining about the result of the 2016 presidential election.

(Retired military) – “What Paul Hooson really looks like (by request) in his high tech yarmulke (Hat tip Rodney)

(yetanotherjohn) – “You don’t usually get to see the inner workings of the Wizbang operation.

2) (Bird666) – “Anthony Weiner’s Big Adventure

(RockThisTown) – “Podesta, incognito, enrolls in a computer class, “How to Avoid Revealing Your Password to Phishing Scams.”

(rodneydill) – ““Now I just re-position the head on the SnowmanCAM and I can see what Obumble is really up to.”

3) (guido81_MA) – “And when I finish my Social Justice Economics degree, I’ll be working in this Starbucks with the free wi-fi.

(Brian Brandt) – “Electoral College meets today at the state capitol to cast vote. One elector vows not to vote for Trump.

(Paul Hooson) – “Nerd Lives Matter…

4) (RestlessLegs) – “If Obama had a white son…

(Joe_Miller) – “Pajama Boy files his flight plan for Canada. Beanies always fly VFR.

(Olsoljer) – “Obama’s “go to guy” for National Security issues.

5) (Rick Adams) – “I have no idea what was going on with any of the previous caption contest photos, so here’s a photo of a man with a propeller on his head.

(RadiCalMan- “This is your head on Worid of WarCrack!

(Mike) – “Hillary’s webmaster looks to see if the Clinton Foundation’s check has cleared yet

6) (Scorpion) – “The Russian short bus driver waits patiently for Putin’s chief American hacking specialist to finish putting ransomware on Obama and Hillary’s servers that will be activated next month.

(Porkopolis) – “Starbucks barista in the background can be heard yelling:

“I’VE GOT AN AMERICANO FOR TRUMP!”

(Yooper) – “Killroy isn’t here.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(cathymv) – “Oh look!! there he is!! The MSNBC Fan!!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(fustian24) – “This is why there will never be a documentary entitled: “The Mating Habits of the Hipster”.

(fustian24) – “Trump’s new Snowflake Sterilization program has started at participating Starbucks near you.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Great photo and great captions. Thanks for the gold Sarah. Congratulations to all.

    Cathy got a well deserved readers choice with her entry. My fellow gold’s and all those on the podium had great entries playing on the political and the inside jokes at Wizbang.

    I would like to give a special shout out to the one who is obviously more inappropriate than me, Fustian. Not only does he score the inappropriate award, he pulls off the double. We all knew you were most inappropriate and congratulations on the prestigious award.

    • sarahconnor2 MAGA

      Don’t be surprised if that becomes a regular thing for him.

      • fustian24

        Diiiiiiiillllll

        • sarahconnor2 MAGA

          THERE YOU ARE! Come back to marvel at your destruction of my family’s dreams?

          • fustian24

            It wasn’t me.

            it was the Russians.

            Just ask the CIA.

          • Brian Brandt

            Please don’t put any more pictures of Secretary Kerry on the captions page.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Dill did the post, but it was Fustian who prompted it, so why don’t we just keep things nice and tidy by blaming Fustian.

        • yetanotherjohn

          It is a poor workman who seeks to cast blame on his tools, materials or others. Revel in your inappropriateness. Don’t try to blame others for you natural inclinations bringing you accolades.

          By the way, I think the quote you are looking for is:
          “To the last, I will grapple with thee… from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!”

  • Paul Hooson

    Oy Vey! My hat(yarmulke) goes off to Retired Military(with a little logistical help from Rodney) for their great “high tech yarmulke” joke here. For Goyim, you guys penned a fantastic Jewish joke here. Bravo!

    …And, thank you so much Sarah and everyone for my tied third place showing as well. A few of my jokes had some spark, but others not so much, but this photo sure inspired me and everyone this week. Thank you!

    • Brian Brandt

      Proud to share third with you and Guido!

  • cathymv

    Good morning all!! And Wishing you all a happy Healthy New year! Readers choice!! Fabulous!! Thank you so much. and thanks for the shout out john! sweet of you. Fustian with the double barreled inappropriate – now thats something to write home about!! As always, the captions were great!! Congrats all!!

  • Thanks Sarah!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Nice, short, polite, head down, not making waves. You have adopted the perfect attitude.

      • Nice, short, polite, as usual. (The rest is just your projection) Why would I do anything different now?

        • yetanotherjohn

          No reason, no reason at all. (Walks away whistling a happy tune).

  • Retired military

    THanks all and thanks Rodney for the assist.

  • Scorpion

    Thank you.

  • Mary Gehman

    Did ya’ miss me? Probably not! I was away. Anyway, Happy New Year to y’all and see you this Friday! Congrats to all the winners!

    • yetanotherjohn

      You didn’t miss much. Fustian is “most inappropriate” for life, is trying to blame Dill for it and we had a bunch of captions that took swipes at regular captioneers and the like. Same old, Same old.

      • Mary Gehman

        There is some comfort to be found in ‘same old, same old’. It’s nice to know that some things never change and that one can always count on the captioneers at Wiz Bang for brutal honesty and good-natured competition.

        • yetanotherjohn

          I think you misspelled ‘lame jokes and ad hominem attacks’.

          • Mary Gehman

            My bad!