Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Rock ThisTown

    ‘And that’s when it hit me . . . we’re in charge of everything!’

  • Rick Adams

    “Hey, Joe Biden just told Trump, ‘Grow up, it’s time to be an adult!'”

  • Rock ThisTown

    And Chachi is going to be our Sargeant-at-Arms!

  • Mary Gehman

    “They say you look like Eddie Munster, all grown up. I think you look more like a younger version of Grandpa Munster…or, am I confusing you with Ted Cruz?”

  • “Will our healthcare go away when Obamacare is repealed? That’s just crazy talk.”

  • Little known fact: When Paul Ryan is grabbed by the nuts he can hit the high notes while singing the The Star Spangled Banner.

  • Retired military

    The republicans have been watching Bob Hope again.

    https://www.facebook.com/PolitiStick/videos/561451694053326/

  • Mary Gehman

    It’s all fun and games…till someone looses an election…

  • Mary Gehman

    I see all the bullshit…where’s all the bulls-eyes?

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m still wearing the codpiece from last week’s caption contest photo…it’s just underneath my clothes.”

  • yetanotherjohn
  • Rick Adams

    “I see that your schadenboner is as big as mine.”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Is that your schadenboner or are you just glad to see me?

  • Mary Gehman

    “Leave it to you to bring a couple of pussies to a cock fight.”

  • LiberalNightmare

    … and then Biden said, “It’s over.”!

  • yetanotherjohn

    If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
    Shhh … not in public.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is that Michelle singing? You know it’s not over until the fat lady sings.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If Biden was the elder statesman of the party who acted as the adult in the room, I would laugh too.

  • Mary Gehman

    “What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? Well, one is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder…and one is a fish!”

  • Mary Gehman

    Absolute power corrupts absolutely…bwhahahahaha!

  • Mary Gehman

    “Want a piece of candy, little girl?!?!”

  • Brian Brandt

    Newest congressman in the room gets to give Ryan a tossed salad.

    • Scorpion

      ISWYDT

      • Brian Brandt

        I know a guy who used to be in stir.

  • Brian Brandt

    Short guy next to Ryan: “Paul and I laugh about how competitive we are.”

    Ryan: “But I laugh harder.”

  • “The useless eaters think everything is going to change! hahahahaha”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Three words”Short and curlies”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Laughter is the best medicine … at least better than obamacare.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think Paul’s rising to the occasion, if you know what I mean.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Republicans rule, democrats drool

  • yetanotherjohn

    Some of our best friends are democrats … not really but it seemed polite to say.

  • Paul Hooson

    “It’s a house, yeah. It’s mighty mighty watching the lawyers lie Yeah, it’s a house, yeah…

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the purpose of Congress?

    To have all the lawyers in one place to keep an eye on them…

  • Paul Hooson

    HOUSE OF WHACKS?

  • Paul Hooson

    You have wonder how these guys will celebrate Martin Luther King Day this year?

  • Paul Hooson

    The first thing they might investigate is what in heck that two for $1.19 Jack In The Box tacos filing is actually made out of….It’s a mystery…

  • Practicing doing the Wookie sound better than Michelle is tough work.

  • yetanotherjohn

    We’re going to rock this caucus all night long

  • Vagabond661

    “And then I said, ‘I don’t want to be Speaker of the House.'”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just to be clear, ‘pussy grabbing’ can not be an excuse for manhandling Ryan.

  • Paul Hooson

    A star spangled bummer?

  • The more I think about it old Billy was right….

  • “I never wanted to be Speaker of the House… I always wanted to be……… a lumberjack!”

  • Joe_Miller

    Didn’t every episode of Police Squad end this way?