Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners January 6, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was great, although the videos of Paul Ryan laughing as various Democrat representatives tried to argue with the final review of the Electoral College results in the House are even better. Definitely look those videos up-they’re a side splitting tour-de-force. There were over two hundred entries so we have double winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

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Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “I shit you not, his password was ‘PASSWORD’!

(rodney dill) – ““Then Schumer said he regretted changing the filibuster, and I said, at this point what difference does it make?”

2) (cathymv) – “And we woke up again this morning and HIllary STILL isn’t the President!

(Rick Adams) – “

3) (fustian24) – “Funny, the swamp doesn’t look too worried.

(Paul Hooson) – ““That’s Wall folks!”.

4) (Brian Brandt) – “Can you imagine. Some constituent wanted to talk to me today!

(Stephen_Macklin) – “And then I said we were going to reduce the size of the government…

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “I didn’t know the GOP caucus read the wizbang caption contest entries.

(jim_m) – “GOP House Leadership is encouraged about their bipartisan efforts with the Lollipop Guild.

6) (Olsoljer) – “Ryan: …….then Obama tells Putin he wants to talk man to man, so Putin says “OK, put Michelle on the line”.

(LiberalNightmare) – “… and then Biden said, “It’s over.”!

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(David Robertson) – ““So, I told President Obama, ‘If you like your legacy, then you can keep your legacy.'”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Retired military) – “Ryan “Pelosi tried to smile and her face cracked”

(Scorpion) – “The official response to the “I Told Him To Cut It Out” comment to Putin.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mary Gehman) – ““Leave it to you to bring a couple of pussies to a cock fight.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Congratulations all. As usual, some great captions. I missed Mary’s “Most inappropriate”, but it was a deserved win for that prestigious award. Dave had a clear winner with his readers choice award. I’m not on the podium, but honored to get noticed.

  • Paul Hooson

    Congrats to all of this week’s winners, with more than a few epic zingers. – With some post-holiday work schedule changes to my three jobs work schedule, I had a rare Friday morning off, so I entered some gags early and often. Some of my “wall” jokes drew a healthy response from my fellow readers here. So, here I am with a decent showing again thanks to those up-votes. – Thank you Sarah and everyone!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Your on the podium. If that doesn’t provide enough self respect, but some more at Wallmart. I did think you missed the “wailing wall” aspect where the SJW would go to beat their heads against the wall.

      • Paul Hooson

        Wow, amazing that I missed an opportunity for a good Jewish joke here! I’m usually the resident here to write jokes from the Jewish humor prospective. Brian is married to a Jewish wife, and usually understands and laughs at some of my jokes that others might miss sometimes.

        • yetanotherjohn

          Such tsurris that a goy would spot the humor potential.

  • Thanks Sarah. A lot of great captions by all.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for noticing how ‘inappropriate’ I can be! I feel like I’m finally living up to my potential! And, congrats to all for a fun contest and some great entries! Have a great week and God Bless!

    • Oh we noticed….

      What I’m saying is, back when we first met, you were all like “Oh phooey, I burned the darn’ muffins.” Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin’ out. What up with that? (ref: The Long Kiss Goodnight)

      • Mary Gehman

        I have always been this way…I just hide it when I have to and proudly fly my freak flag when I’m allowed to. Thank you all for nurturing my true colors. I feel blessed! 🙂

        • yetanotherjohn

          First we had Hooson with his “Snow balling” now Dill and Mary with “Oh phooey, I burned the darn’ muffins.” The sexual depravity of this site knows no bounds.

          • Mary Gehman

            …and, that’s why YOU are here…

          • yetanotherjohn

            I’m just here for the ambiance.

          • Mary Gehman

            Me, too! My point, exactly! ‘Boundless’ is the only way to be ‘depraved’, and we are both in good company here. Misery might love company, but depravity thrives on it!

          • You should call 911 if you want an ambulance. It’d be faster.

          • That’s why we sing, ‘The land of the free, and the home of depraved.’

          • Paul Hooson

            Sometimes for Wizbang Pop, I surf around for something funny to inspire me. I ran across a funny video, but too awful to use, but made me laugh out loud when an older British woman made a younger 25ish American woman an unwilling participant in “snowballing” before she even realized what “snowballing” really is The sour look on her face when she found out what “snowballing” was priceless, and laugh out loud funny….

    • yetanotherjohn

      MOST inappropriate.

      • Mary Gehman

        Mostly…

  • Rick Adams

    I hasten to add that I didn’t make that Photoshop this time; I found it out on the interwebs somewhere.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Just how much original, never been seen humor do you think there is on a given weekend?

      • I think maybe 3 of mine. The rest all had some ‘lifted’ humor component. SSDD

        • yetanotherjohn

          Three huh … that many … is your nose growing?

          • Nope, that’s pretty much it. Though I guess it depends on how you count it.
            I’d count the Piano Man and Feelings songs re-writes, as the comedic portions are new, at least to my knowledge, of course, I didn’t write the original songs. The comment on Marshall’s nerdy son on dabbing was the only other, and it didn’t get any love. None of the three were real good.

          • The entire rewrite of Desmond Dekker’s – ‘Israelites’ was mine. (Again, I didn’t write the original song,) but it was done nearly eight years ago, I just re-posted it again here. So I couldn’t count it as original from last weekend.

          • Documenting the political career of Hillary Clinton in verses of ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’ was my idea. I’ve shared some of those verses in the past contests…. Again, doesn’t count for last weekend, So some original stuff does come out once in awhile, It’s even more rare for it to be any good.

          • Paul Hooson

            Great classic song to rewrite for comedy purposes. I often sing funny versions of it around the house. I started the funny versions of it after Israel bombed that French nuclear reactor project in Iraq many years ago, maybe preventing a nuclear bomb by Saddam Hussein. “I wake up in the morning, and I discover, they bombed an Iraqi nuclear reactor. Oh, those Israeli guys-a..Those Israeli guys-a!”.

    • Awww… and here I’d thought you’d stitched a bunch of selfies together.

  • Brian Brandt

    When I read some of this week’s entries I busted a gut!

    • Mary Gehman

      Then clean up that mess you made on the floor…

      • Brian Brandt

        Oh, you are soooo uncouth. You really deserve that ‘Most Inappropriate.

        • Mary Gehman

          I’m not the one who spilled my guts on the floor…just sayin’!

  • Retired military

    Thanks for the honorable mention.

  • Scorpion

    Thanks.

  • jim_m

    I don’t make many submissions but I am deeply gratified that my last two have been recognized. Thanks

  • cathymv

    OK!! I am back from vacation….. a lot sun burned… but glad to be back home! And so happy that Hillary STILL isn’t President! Thanks for the #2 slot!! and Mary with her great inappropriate!! sweet! so back to normal… or what ever we call this … and ready for the next caption contest!! Good job all!!