Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Mary Gehman

    In The News…’Nit’ and ‘Wit’ prepare to exit Washington…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Now, Joe…don’t forget to see my secretary after the ceremony…there is a tax you have to pay on this medal…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Does this come with matching earrings?”

  • You should have thought of that before we started, Joe. Just hold it.

  • stan25

    Geezus, Joe that last one was really bad.

  • Paul Hooson

    “But, that evil Garth guy on STAR TREK got one of these awards as well?”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/296261e3549bd28c12652a33c2c30996b54f1d79fd4c8f706c443d50667b7392.jpg

  • yetanotherjohn

    Shiny

  • Paul Hooson

    Fans of STAR TREK will remember that because Garth is crazy. he’s wearing one silver and one gold boot. So, not to be outdone, Biden is wearing a black and a brown shoe, and a blue and a white sock… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/296261e3549bd28c12652a33c2c30996b54f1d79fd4c8f706c443d50667b7392.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    At first Paul Hooson felt pretty confident writing funny captions this week, but then when his 9 year old Havanese Bichon woke him up from sleeping to get help after the new puppy got trapped behind the dryer, Paul Hooson realized that he is dealing with an intelligence far greater than his own… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7aba856c52353ee9013cbcff6dafe302ad3736878d137c70ecec914cc9704d51.jpg

    • Mary Gehman

      Did you save the puppy and the dryer? I hope so!

      • Paul Hooson

        Thankfully, the dryer is fine…

        • Mary Gehman

          …And the puppy is dry???

          • yetanotherjohn

            A few minutes in the microwave and he will be right as rain.

  • Laddie_Blah_Blah

    Joe is concentrating really, really hard to think of a reason he is getting what he thinks is a medal, but which is actually a warning device.