Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Defending Barack Obama One Last Time
  • Vagabond661

    ICYMI:

    “Buy American. Hire American. But not necessarily marry American.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Ready or not, welcome to the longest ever episode of THE APPRENTICE….

  • Paul Hooson

    What an inspirational story! Only in America can a billionaire grow up to be president!

  • yetanotherjohn

    If the White House is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’

  • yetanotherjohn

    Party at the people’s house.

    • Mary Gehman

      TO-GA! TO-GA!

  • Mary Gehman

    You can see the lightening bolts coming from his fingertips…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump points out people who got us into this mess … a target rich environment.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’ve set my phaser-fingers to ‘stun’…”

  • Retired military

    Trump “Hey Marco. What is this big?”
    Melania blushing “Now Donald. Stop bragging”

  • …and a one and a two and a…. Wonerful wonerful

    • yetanotherjohn

      an now the lovely lemon sisters will perform.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Snow flakes hardest hit.

  • Mary Gehman

    “… What’s in your basket…?”

  • Retired military

    MSNBC headline “Racist white man replaces black man who has 8 years experience on the job”

  • Retired military

    Biden “What do you mean I have to move? I didn’t lose the election”

  • Retired military

    Biden “Hey am I going to get another medal today? There sure are a lot of people here for something”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump’s first act as president was to change all White House references to the former president and vice president to “Obummer” and “Biteme”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Liberals where quick to point out the wrinkles in the new administration.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Donald leads the crowd in the chant by spelling out the letter T.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, it’s better than the middle finger we’ve been getting for the last 8 years.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One if by coup, two if by legitimate and free election.

  • Retired military

    NY Times headlines “Death rays shot from Trump’s fingers killing 23 senior citizens, 4 homeless veterans and a stray cat today”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Women and minorities hardest hit

  • Paul Hooson

    Thank God that billionaires will never again neglected in Washington…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Put the kegs over there.

  • Paul Hooson

    Abraham Lincoln: Split rails for spending money.

    Donald Trump: Split stocks for spending money.

  • Paul Hooson

    The President is able to spot the one Black and one Jew in the crowd…

  • Paul Hooson

    The Presidential Inauguration: A torture test for a 70 year old man’s prostate!

    • Mary Gehman

      Perhaps he was catheterized…?

  • Retired military
  • Retired military

    Melania “I wonder what Hillary will be doing while we are at the inauguaral ball. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4ccf27934644e3fb9f144002d5f76e2d1cc19ccffb998c089de3c8318e65641f.jpg

    • Hillary will be doing Huma

      • Retired military

        Dont know about that. Huma may decide that if Hillary is running for mayor of NY that she is going to go hoover someone else.

  • Retired military
  • Retired military

    Melania “I wonder what Hillary will be wearing to the ball tonight” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/85a3220eb01b2efff80b77df64a4c2fae3bc8d5ec4f607b3732118839345f38d.jpg

    • Mary Gehman

      Ew,,,just ew…

      • Retired military

        Hey I may not get first place but I think I got a lock on most inappropriate.

        • Mary Gehman

          True, that! I bow to your ‘most inapropriate-ness! 🙂

    • Rick Adams

      MY EYES

      • Retired military

        Oh come on. That is the poster that hangs above David’s bed.

      • yetanotherjohn

        What has been seen can not be unseen.

  • Mary Gehman

    “…I can almost hear the sucking sound of the swamp being drained…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    We’re so glad to see so many of you lovely people here today, and we
    Would especially like to welcome all the representatives of social
    Justice warrior community that have chosen to join us here in the
    Washington DC at this time. We sincerely hope that you all enjoy

    The show and please remember people, that no matter who you are, and
    Whatever you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some
    Things that make us all the same:
    You, me, him, them — everybody, people, everybody!

    Everybody needs somebody
    Everybody needs somebody to love
    Someone to love (Someone to love)

    Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)
    Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)

    I need you, (you) you, you
    I need you, (you) you, you
    I need you, (you) you, you in the morning
    I need you, (you) you, you when my soul’s on fire

    Sometimes I feel, I feel a little sad inside
    When my baby mistreats me, I never never have a place to hide, I need you!

    Sometimes I feel, I feel a little sad inside
    When my baby mistreats me, I never never have a place to hide,
    I need you, (you) you, you
    I need you, (you) you, you

    You know people when you do find somebody, hold that woman, hold that
    Man, love him, hold him, squeeze her, please her, hold, squeeze and
    Please that person, give ’em all your love, signify your feelings with
    Every gentle caress, because it’s so important to have that special
    Somebody to hold, kiss, miss, squeeze, and please.

    Everybody needs somebody
    Everybody needs somebody to love
    Someone to love (Someone to love)
    Sweetheart to miss (Sweetheart to miss)
    Sugar to kiss (Sugar to kiss)

    I need you, (you) you, you
    I need you, (you) you, you
    I need you, (you) you, you in the morning
    I need you, (you) you, you when my soul’s on fire

  • yetanotherjohn

    Go on, sniff my finger. Guess what your smelling?

    • Mary Gehman

      Oh Dear God…EW!!!

    • STINKFINGER

  • RadiCalMan

    OK, everybody together now! Drain the swamp! Drain The Swamp! DRAIN THE SWAMP!

  • RadiCalMan

    All aboard the Trump train!

  • RadiCalMan

    The fickle fingers of fate have arrived in Washington, D.C., so you establishment types, of both parties, better pack your bags.

  • RadiCalMan

    Frank Capra should have made this movie, “Mister Trump Goes To Washington”.

  • Brian Brandt

    Donald is looking forward to the Inaugural ‘Ball.’

  • yetanotherjohn

    Personally, I think he shoot have gone with his first choice of two six shooters.

  • Paul Hooson

    Something tells me those “Hitler” bikini haircuts are going to be very popular again…

  • Paul Hooson

    Portrait of a great civil rights leader next to Rosa Parks. Belonged to a golf club that banned Blacks and Jews from membership, but told management, “I think Tiger Woods should be allowed to play the tournament..”..

  • Paul Hooson

    At the last moment, John Lewis reconsidered and showed up at the luncheon, but felt insulted and left when Trump shouted over to him, “Oh, waiter!”…

  • Paul Hooson

    Washington D.C., where Trump only got a little over 4% of the vote, holds the biggest convention by White people ever!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Whose the lady with Trump?
    That’s no lady, that’s his wife.

  • Mary Gehman

    “See these fingers….these are the same fingers that will be unbuttoning all those buttons later…”

  • Paul Hooson

    Goldwater was appealing, while “Goldenshower” is appalling…

  • Paul Hooson
  • Paul Hooson

    “”Ah, c’mon! Even for a James Bond villain this is just trying too hard!”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fe3d278e9155a2fd21120521db876af8acba8fcc6bee7605d58bf158ff6e45f7.jpg

    • Paul Hooson

      Pussy grabber?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Want to kiss a rabbit between the ears?