Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners January 20, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ represents the first of the Trump presidency. There were over 200 entries so we have double winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “Trump “I haven’t seen democrats this mad since Lincoln freed the slaves”

(rodney dill) – “The Hair Apparent to the Presidency replaces the Error Apparent.

2) (David Robertson) – “I don’t know what is going on here, but it doesn’t matter. Donald Trump is the new POTUS instead of Hillary Clinton. Yay!

(Rick Adams) – “I know exactly what is going on in this photo, and no golf is involved.

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Hey, it’s better than the middle finger we’ve been getting for the last 8 years.

(fustian24) –

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4) (Olsoljer) – “A successful businessman, on time and under budget, standing next to his highly educated, gorgeous female (for certain) wife.

OMG! We finally have a real President and First Lady in the White House again!

(Diogenes the Deplorable) – ““I’m gonna take care of America, and your new Hot First Lady is gonna take care of me!”

5) (jim_m) – “God bless America and God bless the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

(cathymv) – “There will be no cankles in this White House!!

6) (Mary Gehman) – ““…Send me your poor, your hungry, your deplorables…”

(LiberalNightmare) – ““I won, so screw you, and you, and you, and you, and you over the there behind the tree, and you and you and you.”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – ““. . . and the Trump Monument will go there.”

Honorable Mention(s):

(TheyTukRJobz) – “After an 8 year orgy of fawning adoration and masturbatory worship, the press wakes up from its half-wit slumber and decides it can be rude, critical and untruthful yet again. Oh, and suddenly there are all these homeless people…

(RestlessLegs) – “That way to the exit, liberals.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Stephen_Macklin) – “You want huge? Pull both fingers.

(Paul Hooson) – “The Presidential Inauguration: A torture test for a 70 year old man’s prostate!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Rick Adams

    Funny I didn’t notice this till now but… wot on earth happened to their FEET?

    • That was as high as the progtards could swing…

    • yetanotherjohn

      Feet binding. It must be feet binding.

    • Either a border at the bottom of the pic, or something in the frame blocking the view. Does look weird.

  • Retired military

    Well I cant complain about first place but I thought for sure I had a lock on most inappropraiate. Thanks all.

    • yetanotherjohn

      To think, I had to wash my eyes out with acid and you didn’t even get a most inappropriate for you caption.

    • Mary Gehman

      I thought you were a ‘sure thing’ for most inappropriate, as well! Thanks anyway for a great ‘visual’ that is now stuck in my head for all eternity….

  • Brian Brandt

    Thanks all for making me the readers choice.

    • Mary Gehman

      You deserved it! That was a great caption!

  • LiberalNightmare

    good one this week

  • yetanotherjohn

    I must confess, I’m happier about Obama leaving the presidency than I am about making the podium.
    Congratulations to all and a special congratulations to Trump.

  • Paul Hooson

    Thank you Sara and everyone so much for the recognition of my old man prostate humor here. There’s nothing like sitting around the housefire, roasting marshmallows and telling old man prostate jokes….

    It doesn’t fit the contest, but I told a pretty good joke tonight: “Look at that guy, he looks like Mr. Belding from SAVED BY THE BELL. He should charge for autographs….I’m a Jew, I like enterprising things…”.

  • Thanks Sarah

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 6th! I really didn’t expect to place anywhere this week…my head just wasn’t in the game! So, thanks for the love and congrats to all the winners! Have a great week! See ya’ in church…I mean ‘see ya’ next Friday’! God Bless!