Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners January 27, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ capped off an exciting week. Watch out for falling snowflakes! There were over 200 entries so we have double winners for each position. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – ““No I will not reveal the 11 herbs and spices.”

(Stephen_Macklin) – ““For the last time. The sign says Mr. Sanders. Not Mr. Burns. And for the record i have no idea who this Smithers is you keep talking about.

2) (LiberalNightmare) – “… and I was this close to winning the nomination!

(Vagabond661) – ““Stop calling me Colonel!”

3) (Yooper) – ““Do you know what I’m doing right now? ……………………………I’m crushing your head,”

(Retired military) – ““My new lunch idea. The Hillary bucket. Two small breasts, 2 large thighs, and a left wing”
“Oh and I forgot, we will throw in two cankle nuggets with every order”
(hattip Mary Gehman)

4) (Brian Brandt) – “♬ If I were a rich man, / Daidle deedle daidle . . .

Oh wait, I am!

(Mary Gehman) – ““Did you say ‘lotsa balls’ or ‘matzo balls’…?”

5) (Rock ThisTown) – ““Under my tax plan, you keep this much of what you earn.”

(cathymv) – “Where will you be when your laxative kicks in???

6) (Rick Adams) – “Unicorn farts, which are comprised of almost 100% pure magnesium glitter, would be an excellent source of energy.

(Joe_Miller) – ““NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN EMAILS!…Sorry, I just had a flashback. What committee is this again?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “This is how much I understand about economics

Honorable Mention(s):

(914) – “Brain farts are Me!

(rangerrebew) – “Communism and socialism ARE NOT dead in America, General Mattis!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Senator, I don’t think ‘roll your own’ is a sexual act.

(fustian24) – “With the confidence I get from new Congressional Depends, I can be a complete pain in the ass for an entire hearing!

It’s the adult diaper of governmental big butts everywhere.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Paul Hooson

    I really enjoyed Rodney’s KFC inspired joke here and Brian’s FIDDLER ON THE ROOF inspired joke had me whistling, “If I Were A Rich Man”. But, Mary Gehman’s “matzo” entry made me hungry for matzo crackers with goat cheese schmear. As for me, I fell short to write the perfect Jewish joke this week despite a great Jewish setup photo to work with. Oy Vey, another 40 years in the wilderness for me…

    • Mary Gehman

      I’m just a ‘token gentile’ here…just like I was when I worked as a synagogue secretary many years ago! I still can’t believe they hired me as I am Catholic and Italian! But, I learned a lot about Jewish food there…they kept feeding me from their kitchen so I wouldn’t eat ham and cheese sandwiches at my desk!

  • Vagabond661

    Thanks Sarah! “I was this close to first place.”

    • Paul Hooson

      Agent Maxwell Smart should be so proud…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fustian no doubt stands pleased as punch to be elevated to the status of most inappropriate with me as fellow brother in inappropriateness.

    No gravy for retired military?

    And all I can say for rick is “mmmmm unicorn hooves”.

    • Paul Hooson

      “Pleased as punch”? If I only had a nickel for every time I heard Hubert Humphrey say that, well my pockets would be very full and it would be hard to walk, let alone walk the dogs, drive the car or work…

      Speaking of unicorns, in Africa, two hippos see a rhino for the very first time. “Look, a unicorn!”.

  • Thank you all for giving me this honor before the current administration makes it illegal to pat ourselves on the back. I want to thank my producer…

    Oops sorry that was my SAG speech.

    • yetanotherjohn

      That’s why your number 1.

  • Kentucky Fried Candidate – For the Win!
    Thanks Sarah! Congrats to the other winners.

    • Retired military

      Thanks Rodney for inspiring my entry.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 4th! I am a very proud shiksa this Monday morning!

  • Retired military

    Thanks all.

    • Mary Gehman

      I think my ‘cankle nugget’ suggestion helped! (Because I am all about ME, after all!) 🙂

      • Retired military

        It did. But the truth is stranger than fiction.

  • Brian Brandt

    I don’t believe I have to share 4th place with Mary Gehman. She’s so . . . inappropriate.

    Excuse me. I have to go take a shower.

    • Mary Gehman

      You’ve had to take a shower LONG before you shared 4th place with me! Just sayin’…

  • cathymv

    Ohhh 5th place… with all the great captions, didn’t think I would make the cut… thanks Sarah!! 🙂 Sweet surprise for a Monday morning!!

  • Paul Hooson

    I’ll say one good thing about the president’s executive order on banning immigration. If you have a mother-in-law that you don’t really care about too much, maybe the airport police will keep her…