Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    The winner of this weeks “Most inappropriate but funny” award goes to the man holding the groundhog.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Worst Carnak impression ever.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It was the best of times (if you were a conservative) it was the worst of times (if you were a liberal).

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sadly, there was a mix up at the costumers and the Star Wars Imperial Trooper costumes were sent to a bridge in Europe.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fake but Furry News.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Black shadows matter.

  • Rock ThisTown

    I’ll see your six weeks and raise you six more.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Groundhogs let you grab their . . . well, uh, selves.

  • Rock ThisTown

    ‘Hey, bro, don’t touch my Gobbler’s Knob.’

  • Rock ThisTown

    What’s Belichick doing in a tux instead of a hoodie?

  • Mary Gehman

    “…Only the Shadow knows…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thank goodness Phil and his black coated friends aren’t members of PETA.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/59bca2a7eb22fef1a67cdeaf8c0394a0269f9c694911f59eb51db0a434ea7af7.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    Leave it to beaver…

  • Mary Gehman

    “Gopher it” (You know…’go for it’!)

  • Paul Hooson

    GQ circa 1907…

  • Paul Hooson

    The event turned out bad this year when the groundhog got mobbed and groped by the crowd, and that just the security guys!

  • Paul Hooson

    After some unfortunate incidents, one guy in a top hat isn’t back this year… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b8f10686dcbe87484f922a19dd6894e14c3ef8c17c211b445d42e3bfda849875.jpg

    • yetanotherjohn

      Random chore and his steel frisby

      • Paul Hooson

        For the porn version, the villain is sort of a cross between Blofeld and Oddjob….Blojob…

  • Paul Hooson

    Some people love beaver meat. They love to eat beavers. But, if they can’t brush between meals, they should at least pick the hairs out of their teeth…

  • Paul Hooson

    A groundhog sees the shadow of a housefire, meaning more months of jokes by Paul Hooson…

  • Paul Hooson

    A groundhog sees the shadow of a rabbi, meaning more Jewish jokes by Paul Hooson…

  • RestlessLegs

    We this day do hereby decree, in recognition of his unscientific forecasts, that he henceforth shall be known as Punxsutawney Algore.

  • Paul Hooson

    A vampire groundhog doesn’t see his shadow, so it’s back to the box before sunrise…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Did you know that groundhogs are also called whistlepigs?”.

    “No, but can you hum it?”

    • Does anyone need an excavation expert?
      (Obsure reference alert)

  • Paul Hooson

    Everything was going fine until Debbie Downer reminded everyone that groundhogs are 9 pound rodents that are the most likely of any rodent to carry rabies… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/45eb1ddfcd89386d50be542246aebea27fcafda4ac9a8e8ec9500454d0c138be.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, things could be worse. In Brazil they have to use the groundhogs rodent cousin, the capybara which weight 162 pounds, and cause hernias to pick them up…

  • Retired military

    Phil “Well now I know the answer to the question “Where will you be when diarrhea kicks in”

  • Paul Hooson

    If you think this looks exciting, then you should have seen the Sam Peckinpah version! The groundhog sees his shadow in slow motion!

  • Mary Gehman

    What do you get when your cross-breed a Chupacabra and the Jersey Devil?
    You get a groundhog in PA named Phil…