Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 3, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a reminder to us that there are at least six more weeks of Global Warming left. We had over 200 entries so we have two winners per place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “Right behind the cameraman, 4 naked PETA people protesting Phil’s oppression were found frozen to death still clutching their ‘Stop Global Warming’ signs.

(Stephen_Macklin) – “President Trump has seen his shadow. There will be six more week of outrage.

2) (EricSteel) – “97% of groundhogs agree. That makes the science settled!

(yetanotherjohn) – “#NOTMYGROUNDHOG

3) (cathymv) – “Phil woke up this morning, saw his shadow and once again, HIllary Clinton still isn’t the President of the United States!!

(Rock ThisTown) – “Black Shadows Matter.

4) (914) – “Great news Pux! No more weeks of Obama!!

(RestlessLegs) – “We this day do hereby decree, in recognition of his unscientific forecasts, that he henceforth shall be known as Punxsutawney Algore.

5) (Joe_Miller) – “Men who paid their cousins to be their dates at prom get to play dress-up once a year on Groundhog Day.

(fustian24) – “If a climatologist sees its shadow, it means another prediction of the warmest year on record.
Same as if it DOESN’T see its shadow.

6) (jim_m) – “It’s just like the movie. The left just keeps doing more and more dumb shit and they never figure it out.

(Mary Gehman) – “Climate change is finally debunked.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – “Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin bring out Ruth Bader Ginsburg to reassure the base that she is still alive and well.
(Thanks everyone!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(Rick Adams) – “I’m not quite sure what’s going on in this photo, but I assure you, those of us who live in Minnesota are rolling our eyes.

(Paul Hooson) – “GQ circa 1907…

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(rodney dill) – “What’s the difference between Lena Dunham’s beaver and a woodchuck?
If you absolutely had to you could eat the woodchuck.

(Retired military) – “With 6 more weeks of winter predicted Hillary wants to heat things up.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • jim_m

    Thanks Sarah, and GO Pats!!!!!!

    • yetanotherjohn

      The groundhog’s name is Phil 😉

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey, I got an honorable mention! See, if only a guy becomes so inspired to write half a zillion goofy captions when he goes into a comedy “zone”, then good things come. I’m like a man repossessed…

    Thank you Sarah and everyone here…

  • yetanotherjohn

    On the podium with a silver. Thanks Sarah. I didn’t even realize it was groundhog day, but then again, I’m not groundhoggish.

  • Thanks, I think.

    That was a re-purposed misogynistic joke used for comparing women of a given ethnicity and a bowling ball.

    Fustian, ‘The Ever Inappropriate’, inspired me with his Lena Dunham reference.

    • cathymv

      While you got inappropriate… well deserved, i laughed the hardest at your caption!! Good one!! You’re like a house on fire!!

      • Did you just compare me to a Hooson joke? Them’s fightin’ words. 😉

        • cathymv

          You know it had to be said!!! 🙂

  • cathymv

    Woke up this morning, got third place in the Wizbang caption contest, and Hillary still isn’t President of the United States…. good start for a Monday! Thanks Sarah!!!

    • Retired military

      Hey I woke up this morning. Got most inappropriate AND got to see Hillary’s butt again. two out of 3 aint bad.
      Thanks Sarah

      • yetanotherjohn

        You didn’t want to wake up this morning?

        • jim_m

          Who does?

          • yetanotherjohn

            Given the alternative, you may have a point.

        • Retired military

          Not if I had to see Hillary’s butt.

          • Could be worse. Could’ve seen her face… or moose knuckle

          • Retired military

            To quote Sarah

            Ewwww……. Just Ewwwwwww.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Moose knuckle. MOOSE KNUCKLE. You had to go there you camel toed pervert.

    • Retired military

      My prediction for CNN headline Groundhog day 2030
      Ruth Bader Ginsberg enters her 13th year in a brain dead coma. Democrats vow to keep fighting against Pres Pence replacing her on the Supreme Court stating that the seat still belongs to the 97 year old Justice.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 6th! Hope everyone has a good week and see y’all again on Friday! God Bless!

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey kids, Bernie Sanders is going to debate Ted Cruz tomorrow night on CNN. It’s being billed as “Your Jewish Grandpa Debates Grandpa Al Lewis”… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f9b917bcd53639ef4d19f516d7ebe60248bf3aa4d1ea7c4e5f046124be72051.jpg

  • I’ve got more first place captions than Tom Brady has Super Bowl Rings, So there.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Riiiiiight