Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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California Dixie Land
  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m not sure what just happened on that call. I may have ordered dim sum take out for twelve or agreed to a one China policy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m pretty sure that’s not an orgasm face.

  • Retired military

    Trump “tell me that isnt Hillary asking for donations in the movie 50 Shades Darker”

  • LiberalNightmare

    I’m so tired of winning!

  • Jwb10001

    Jesus tap dancing Christ, I didn’t even want this damn job!

  • Brian Brandt
    • Paul Hooson

      Trump would sadly celebrate this. – But, fortunately, they are a very decent family without these scandals.

  • stan25

    Calgon take me away.

  • Paul Hooson

    The look of a man with falling approval poll numbers approaching that of Bill Cosby…

  • Paul Hooson

    The look of a man who just heard a joke by Paul Hooson, the only Jew in America who is not funny…

    • yetanotherjohn

      I’m not sure I buy “only Jew in America”. Chuck Schumer is a joke, but he’s not funny and he’s a Jew.

      • Paul Hooson

        His cousin, Amy Schumer needs to send him some better material to work with…

  • Paul Hooson

    The Donald finally reviews his plan to destroy ISIS. He’ll buy it, and then manage it…

  • yetanotherjohn

    … aaaaand sleep

  • Mary Gehman

    “Who knew that swamp-draining would be so exhausting…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trying to do a Vulcan mind meld with the only intelligent life in DC he can find.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Note to self: No more 6 am briefings.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In his youth, Donald pulled an ‘all nighter’ by staying up all night. Now, an ‘all nighter’ is sleeping through the night without having to get up to pee.

  • yetanotherjohn

    How are we going to handle the ninth circuit?
    I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Drat, I turned and looked at her again. Why can’t we get some good looking help around here?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Donald was not used to arm wrestling.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m only polling 11% more truthful than the media, why am I not 50 points ahead?

  • Rick Adams

    “The force is with me; I am with the force…”

  • fustian24

    Let’s add the state of Washington to the executive order and run that thing out again…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Lets put his hand in warm water.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wake me when it is January 2021

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump accomplishes more in making America great again with his eyes closed than Obama did in 8 years.

  • Retired military

    Trump “Great Bruce Henry and Jim_m are arguing again”

    • Trump:

      Can this bozo [brucehmorrhoid] comment in any thread without converting it into a yuuge pisser?

      No, Mr. President.

  • Paul Hooson

    Dismayed when Kellyanne Conway mistook MSNBC for THE HOME SHOPPING CLUB again…

  • Paul Hooson

    Why did a Trump cabinet official have a housefire?

    Don’t know, God knows they don’t need the insurance money….

  • Paul Hooson

    Disappointed to learn that a “White House briefing” didn’t mean he could pull their panties off…

    • Mary Gehman

      that would be a ‘de-briefing’…

  • Paul Hooson

    Just watched CNN’s HISTORY OF COMEDY and realized that Patton Oswald was the only nonJew comic on the whole show. Then thought to himself, “This is like SAVING PRIVATE RYAN”, where Tom Hanks had to find the only living nonJew comic and return them safely to their family…

  • Paul Hooson

    The look of a man who accomplished more in three weeks than The Three Stooges could in 30 years…

  • Paul Hooson

    His next executive order? No more housefire jokes…

  • Paul Hooson

    Some men do the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy…

  • Paul Hooson

    Disappointed at Kellyanne Conway. He expected more from a former Blueberry Princess…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Oh that was a good one, I feel ten pounds lighter.

  • Paul Hooson

    Pained that Japanese Prime Minister didn’t much care for his comment, “You know, I just don’t get Japanese gay porn?”. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/118d387bd53a9901a042fa91c34d7378ab552f5eb411b146b7a672a05d0ab754.jpg

    • yetanotherjohn

      Cultural bigot

  • “It’s Obama’s fault.”


  • The sword of Damocles is hangin’ over my head….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Eyes wide shut

  • Paul Hooson

    The Donald’s pet peave? The Weekend Caption Contest? It’s like the Special Olympics for Paul Hooson’s jokewriting… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92522aed14ffdf07dff4fd5e21f8ac5ea88b20a5f00ab4f3ded34363461d2a1d.jpg

    • yetanotherjohn

      Durn coke head coming in here and bothering the decent people.

  • Paul Hooson
  • Paul Hooson

    If he sold his soul to the Devil for this, then he should seriously ask about a refund…

  • Joe Humphrey

    You mean to say pelosi is still alive?

  • kellyanne, ivanka, tell me again why we didn’t have those hats made in america?