Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 17, 2017
Illegal Voter from Peru
  • Rick Adams

    “Romper, stomper, bomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play?”

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, some people wanted someone who wasn’t a politician to be president…The next time I have heart trouble, I’m going to ask the paperboy to operate…

  • Paul Hooson

    Mike Pence: “Holy shit! He’s doing another press conference, get a wheelman and bring the car around and get him off to his Florida weekend vacation!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I want to announce that Paul Hooson is feeling better and recovering from the bleach fume mess his friend made at the house…Just the thing a Jew wants to come home to..poison gas…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    THE RAFT OF KHAN…

  • Paul Hooson

    “…And in closing, I just wanted to say that must have been terrible years ago when ABC decided to cancel THE ADDAMS FAMILY….They left them in the Lurch. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, be sure to try the veal. I’m playing here all week…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sure, Trump takes requests, but he only sings “My way”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Finger nailed

  • Paul Hooson

    In all fairness, he did study Roman history at Caesar’s Palace…

  • Paul Hooson

    “To the gas chamber, Hooson, party of one…”.