Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 17, 2017
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  • Brian Brandt

    Nothing says anti-fascist like everyone raising their arms in unison.

  • Brian Brandt

    Press credentials? We ain’t got no press credentials! We don’t need no press credentials! I don’t have to show you any stinking Press credentials!

  • Brian Brandt

    No, Mr. Todd, my Secret Service code name is not ‘Mittens.’

  • Brian Brandt

    The economy? Ask Mike Pence.

    National defense? Ask Mike.

    ObamaCare repeal? Ask Mike.

    Infrastructure? Ask Mike.

    Prison reform? Ask Hillary.

  • RadiCalMan

    The media, still stuck on stupid!

  • RadiCalMan

    If this was an episode of “The Apprentice”, you’d all be FIRED!

  • LiberalNightmare

    President Trump demonstrates his mastery over the press pool by calling his shots.

  • RadiCalMan

    Stay tuned for the next episode of “The Art of the Schemiels”!

  • Release the joke crackin’

  • fustian24

    Trump points out to CNN that they won’t really need White House correspondents for the next 8 years, since there won’t be anything for them to do.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Yeah…you are all ‘in like Flynn’…”

  • RadiCalMan

    OK, who’s next for the fickle finger of Trump!

  • fustian24

    I just think it’s rich that all of you closet Marxists are calling ME soft on Communism.

  • fustian24

    Where were all you dumbasses when Obama was sending word to Putin that he was more able to sell us out after his re-election?

  • “Of course I fight my own fights, to neutralize a threat I need to point my finger and say the attack code word the Secret Service gave me — PALOMINO!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Will the person Americans trust most to tell the truth please stand up.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I love it when the president plays charades with the press.

  • cathymv

    Hands up
    Baby Hands up
    I won’t call on CNN
    Nobody call on CNN
    Gimme more lies
    Gimme more lies
    As your ratings tank
    oh how the ratings tank

  • cathymv

    So!! Who listens to Pussy Riot!!??

  • Rick Adams

    MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE.

  • Rick Adams

    “Yes, you with the safety pin on your lapel…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    If I like this president, can I keep this president?

  • Brian Brandt

    I direct your attention to the back of the room. Trump Steaks, Trump Wine, Trump Ties, Trump Golf Clubs, a big stack of my tax returns (copies $25 each).

    Oh, and on the discount table, Trump University diplomas.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    During today’s episode of The Apprentice, which one of you wants to take a shot at auditioning for the role of Journalist?

  • yetanotherjohn
  • Mary Gehman

    “I wash my hands of you…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours…”

  • Mary Gehman

    Yet another case of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing…

  • yetanotherjohn

    The press doesn’t mean to, but they keep handing Trump golden opportunities.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One dollar bid, now two, now two, will ya’ give me two? Two dollar bid, now three, now three, will ya’ give me three?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Worst “I’m a little teapot” ever.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pointing out the flaws in America

  • Rick Adams

    “Next question goes to Mr. ‘Sorry, pal, no way Trump will ever be President.'”

  • Wild_Willie

    “I’ll take a question from moron 1. No your moron two, the one next to you.” ww

  • Wild_Willie

    “Everyone that hates me, raise their hand,” ww

  • Wild_Willie

    “Raise your hand if you forgot how to perform investigative journalism.” ww

  • yetanotherjohn

    #MyMSM

  • Rick Adams

    “Oh, look, another pissed off liberal.”

  • Vagabond661

    Who wants to save 15% on their car insurance?

  • “How many reporters does it take to change a President?”

    “OK, secret service. Shoot them.”

  • fustian24

    Somebody get Bannon out there. Trump’s listing a little bit to the left.

  • Paul Hooson
  • Paul Hooson

    First the news conference then off to this weekend’s great weekend vacation in Florida. For the $90 million taxpayer money spent so far on these weekend vacations, they better be great…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Uh, yeah, Mr. Fudgepacker…”.

    “That’s Packard Mr. President!”.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    There once was a brash candidate named Trump.
    Who took the country by storm on the stump.
    A Lying Media screamed, “NO!”
    “He didn’t get elected, Oh Woe!”
    …as he landed on their heads with a “Thump!”

  • fustian24

    And this was preceded by a round of golf….with Prime Minister Abe!

  • Paul Hooson

    Since when did the Press Room become the Romper Room?

  • Paul Hooson

    Would you buy a used country from this man?

  • Paul Hooson

    The Less You Know…

  • Paul Hooson

    The White House is a museum, where people come to see ’em, the Trump Family…