Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners February 17, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a shout-out to one of the greatest shows on daytime television right now. We had over 200 posts, double winners per place, yada yada yada. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Retired military) – “Trump “CNN this is for you”

(Rock ThisTown) – ““OK, you there in the pussy hat . . . . OUT!”

2) (Jeffrey Ostermiller) – ““There once was a brash candidate named Trump.
Who took the country by storm on the stump.
A Lying Media screamed, “NO!”
“He didn’t get elected, Oh Woe!”
…as he landed on their heads with a “Thump!”

(Wild_Willie) – ““Raise your hand if you forgot how to perform investigative journalism.”

3) (Paul Hooson) – ““Who is the White House leaker?”.

“Well, Depends…”.

(Brian Brandt) – “#NOTMYPRESSCORPS

4) (Rick Adams) – ““Who’s tired of winning?”

(TheyTukRJobz) – ““Thank you all for coming out for the National Security Advisor try-outs. We’ll start with a lightning round. First question: Kim Jong Un kidnaps Lena Dunham to be his sex slave – do we congratulate the lucky couple or is he in deep kim-chee? You, with the droopy moustache…”

5) (fustian24) – “Where were all you dumbasses when Obama was sending word to Putin that he was more able to sell us out after his re-election?

(guido81_MA) – “NYT Headline – Trump Gives Press The Finger

6) (yetanotherjohn) – “What Trump said: “Who shall I call on first?”
What the reporters heard: “Who shall I send to the secret internment camp first?”
What the MSM reported: “Trump announces detailed plans to send all opposition to internment camps.”/em>”

(Mary Gehman) – ““Yeah…you are all ‘in like Flynn’…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – ““Raise your hand if you’re a leftist tool.”” (Thanks everyone!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(Joe_Miller) – ““You all know that there’s a swimming pool under here, right? How many of you bozos can swim?”
(rodney dill) – ““Ivanka is joining us today, who has a seat open for her?”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(cathymv) – “Trump is creating a new hat for the press: Brown knit caps called AssHats in solidarity with pussy hats – Who wants one?

(Hank_M) – “You! Your ass is next.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Squeaked in. Of course, I have excellent company in that squeaker.

    Lots of excellent captions this week. Those that rated positions ahead of me clearly deserved them. Heck, the honorable mentions were better than mine.

    Personally, the one I liked the most got no love at all: Does this podium make me look fat? Sigh.

    p.s. Apparently Sarah thinks asses are inappropriate but funny. YMMV

    • Brian Brandt

      Ass humor. It never gets old.

  • Paul Hooson

    Well, thank you! See jokes about Depends are, well, dependable…Praise the Lord that bathroom humor never seems to go completely out of style! Thank you Sarah and everyone. God bless…

    But, Sarah you actually had probably the top two winning entries this week, no need to disqualify yourself. But, it shows just how sporting and wonderful you are!

    BTW. here is a bonus item. I posted a first place win earlier today over at Outside The Beltway with: “Somehow, I suspect that Iran is hiding their nuclear program somewhere…” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e1ee549d40929a0ef92cefddd7c1f1155feb422865cd3547d60dacd992325e2f.jpg

    For everyone who enjoys entering these caption contests, why not come over to Outside The Beltway for a new contest starting tomorrow. This is from our beloved friend, Rodney Dill.

  • Thanks Sarah!

  • Brian Brandt

    Thanks, Sarah. Retired Military’s #1 was inspired.

  • cathymv

    Holy crap!!! Most Inappropriate! Well ain’t that the s**t!!

    Thank you Sarah…. its a fine privilege for Monday morning!!

  • Mary Gehman

    It’s always an honor to place anywhere on the winner’s list! Thanks for 6th! And, it’s always a privilege to tie with YAJ! Congrats to all on some great captions…I especially liked Cathymv’s asshats/pussyhats entry! Have a great week and God Bless!

  • Retired military

    Thanks all.