Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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The Alternate Reality of the Political Left
  • Joe_Miller

    Talk about your diversity! No two people in this administration have the same hairstyle.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Yeah, but will you respect me in the morning.

    • Mary Gehman

      “I don’t respect you NOW…why would I in the morning?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    They both have a face made for radio.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Okay, the koombaya chorus was a little over the top as a show of unity.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I just love a mixed martial arts cage match

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?

    • Mary Gehman

      No…but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night…

  • yetanotherjohn

    I know, instead of CPAC, next year lets call it Fudge Pack

    • fustian24

      Suggested edit:

      “I know, instead of CPAC, next year let’s invite Milo and his boys and call it FudgePAC.”

      Fudge needs motivation.

  • Joe_Miller

    Wayne Newton looks pretty good for his age. Glad he didn’t have a bunch of plastic surgery.

    • Mary Gehman

      “…Donkey Shame…oooo…Donkey Shame…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Dynamic duo

  • The Dating Game reboot lacks something from the original.

  • Yet another success from eHarmony!

  • Vagabond661

    Have you seen Rosie do me?

    • Mary Gehman

      …looks like it’s me & you again tonight…

      • Vagabond661

        I should have added:

        “No the drapes were closed.”

        • yetanotherjohn

          eyes wide shut

  • Paul Hooson

    An interview with the writers for the musical, “SPRINGTIME FOR TRUMPLER”… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/23636ff86db0137f68cd449ad55b3e12f8c8de3bf34e91faab6122bbd12b058d.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    Asked their opinion on Joseph McCarthy. “Ooh, what a bleeding heart liberal, ooh, ooh!”.

  • RadiCalMan

    The “Stephen & Reince Show” will be taking names and kicking lefttards, for the foreseeable future.

  • RadiCalMan

    Stick this in your Fake News pipe and smoke it!

  • RadiCalMan

    “So Reince, what do you get when you offer a libtard a penny for their thoughts?”

    “Well Steve, I usually ask them for change!”

  • Mary Gehman

    In The (Fake) News…The new singing duo ‘Reince & Stevie’ cover Michael Bolton tunes…

  • Mary Gehman

    Meet the new “not-so-Righteous Brothers”…

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m going to grab my own crotch, thank you very much…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Keep your distance…there’s no pussies to grab here…”

  • Paul Hooson

    This is comedy. This is comedy without Jews. Any questions?…

  • yetanotherjohn

    So who did you pick for your fantasy political team?

  • yetanotherjohn

    If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

  • yetanotherjohn

    That awkward moment when you realize the bromance isn’t mutual.

  • Retired military

    “and then Chris Cuomo said that if a 12 year old doesnt want to see my genitals that she isnt tolerant enough”

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s come to this.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I always thought Steve was to the right of Reince.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Steve when I said we would just get on stage and fart around, I was being metaphorical.

  • Paul Hooson

    Two of “The Three Stooges” of American politics. The one on the left is “Moe”. The one on the right is “Larry”. The third one not pictured thinks he’s “Moe”, but he’s actually “Curly”…

    • yetanotherjohn

      Where’s Shemp?

      • Paul Hooson

        Shemp was my heavy favorite of the real Stooges. Bob Costas also is partial to Shemp as well. – I suppose that Flynn was headed down the Shemp path in many ways but he managed to cancel his role…

  • yetanotherjohn

    You can pick your friends.
    You can pick your nose.
    But your boss picks your co-workers.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I know that Paul Hooson’s housefire jokes are pretty bad. But, that wave of antisemitism probably goes too far…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Can you hear me now?

  • Rick Adams

    ♪ ♫ Imagine there’s no President Hillary… It’s easy if you try… ♪ ♫

    • yetanotherjohn

      Give Priebus a chance

      • Paul Hooson

        Yoko, oh no!

  • yetanotherjohn

    The NYT just reported rumors of an unwanted sexual advance by Reince Priebus against an unnamed Trump aide.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You had me at hello

  • TheyTukRJobz

    “Steve, take me, you big furry bear of a man!”
    “I will make you my gimp, Reince.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Stop, in the name of love
    before you turn my stomach
    think it over

  • Brian Brandt

    Svengali, Inc. meets Pee Wee Herman.

  • Brian Brandt

    Update: New York – Jeb Bush to match with Julianne Hough on Dancing With the Stars.

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: How Did Reince Priebus Get His Job?

    A: By Placing An In “THE I’LL DO ANYTHING FOR A JOB TIMES”…

  • Paul Hooson

    Sadly, neither have really pondered their future once the ink is dry on the impeachment…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Brokeback White House

  • Paul Hooson

    Now would be a very good time to get cozy with Mike Pence before he becomes president…

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: Where does Steve Bannon or Reince Priebus hide something if they don’t want the president to see it?

    A: In a book, he’ll never look there!

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    The “Grim Reaper” speaks!

  • yetanotherjohn

    If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle don’t you. Just purse your lips and blow.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Are we not men? We are DeVos…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Usually the demonstration part used a banana, but I guess the microphone will do.

  • yetanotherjohn

    ‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man