Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

America’s Energy Future
President Trump's Joint Session Speech
  • Paul Hooson

    “Never mind that man near the curtains, look at that old blonde spreading her legs…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    The old blonde’s security name? Quim the Eskimo…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Levitation trick like Special Head? Shit, it more like Special Ed, ha ha…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “One entertainer, a mime, got bumped from the schedule, even though a mime is a terrible thing to waste…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    A reunion of all the present and former members of The Temptations and Four Tops…

  • Paul Hooson

    The guests? Pure Motown…

    Kellyanne spreading her legs in a short dress? Pure mowed down…

  • Paul Hooson

    To distract from Jeff Sessions, Kellyanne did more than just open a top button….She apparently showed some pink…

  • Paul Hooson

    Normally, a president would be the center of attention, but that can never compete with the sheer awesome display of power of a good camel toe…

  • Paul Hooson

    The delegation expected to leave disappointed, but left feeling pretty good after Kellyanne’s “presentation”…

  • Paul Hooson

    Twittering some, “How come you got no shoes, no feet?” jokes…

  • Paul Hooson

    Her name in Westerns? Shorty Sawed-Off McRunt…

  • Paul Hooson

    “That’s my Kellyanne!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Oh Jesus no! Nancy Pelosi’s gonna do the Democratic response to Kellyanne!..”.

  • Olsoljer

    Hey! Where is the big booty, ugly ass black tranny they said hung out here?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I cried because I had no shoes … until I saw a politician who had no feet.

    • Paul Hooson

      He had no shoes, no feet. How come he got no shoes, no feet?