Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners March 3, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us that the MSM can take anything Trump does and trivialize it if it is positive. Who knew they were so worried about decorum in the Oval Office? Funny, they weren’t worried about that in 1998. We were over 200 entries so we have double winners per place again. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “According to CNN, those are “white” African-Americans.

(rodney dill) – “Kellyanne: “Hey everybody, I just won a free Atlas…. FREE ATLAS! FREE ATLAS! Thank God Almighty, A FREE ATLAS!…..
(She resigned later that day)

2) (cathymv) – “And Trump said: We all woke up this morning and Hillary still wasn’t President of the United States!!

(Brian Brandt) – ““Wait! I opened the wrong envelop! We’re supposed to have coal miners in here!”

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “Lincoln freed the slaves from the democrats, but Trump aims to free the Blacks from the democrats.

(Retired military) – “FOX News “Pres Trump met with CBC members today”
CNN “Angry CBC members stormed the Oval Office demanding action by Pres Trump”
MSNBC “Pres Trump refused to sit down with CBC members today”
ABC “Pres Trump left CBC members standing emptyhanded today..”
CBS “Dan Rather – Pres Trump met with racists today to plot his overthrow of the US ”
NBC “KellyAnne Conway refused to let CBC members sit next to her in the Oval Office”

4) (Vagabond661) – “The President greets Black leaders but Kellyanne gets cold feet.

(Rock ThisTown) – ““Not my President! Oh wait, wrong rally.”

5) (914) – “Obamas legacy lasted all of 2 days..

(Paul Hooson) – ““Oh Jesus no! Nancy Pelosi’s gonna do the Democratic response to Kellyanne!..”.

6) (Olsoljer) – “Hey! Where is the big booty, ugly ass black tranny they said hung out here?

(Scorpion) – “Wolf Blitzer finds himself busted seconds after opening the medicine cabinet.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “Democrats suddenly have a problem with a woman on her knees in the Oval Office.

Honorable Mention(s):

(TheyTukRJobz) – “Mr. President, isn’t her dress supposed to be blue?
No, we’re Republicans. Cigar, anybody?

(Jack Rudd) – “Egad, Trump’s tie isn’t centered! Brooks (who deified Obama’s perfectly creased trousers) will be mortified.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Rick Adams) – “

(Mary Gehman) – ““I just can’t stand that eagle looking up and knowing I’m going commando.”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Walter_Cronanty

    Excellent entries, everyone!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Thanks Walter. You know for a very modest fee you too can enter the caption contest and perhaps win one of the fine prizes.

  • Thanks Sarah. Thank you, thank you… I’d like to thank everyone that made this possible…. Everyone at Wizbang, Trump, Kellyanne, the American electorate…. and Stephan Pastis….

  • ““Oh Jesus no! Nancy Pelosi’s gonna do the Democratic response to Kellyanne!..”.”

    That one’s a hidden gem, Paul.

    • Paul Hooson

      Thank you so much my friend. Indeed, the more I think about it, the more horrific of the true ramifications of this…. Wide deer caught in the headlights eyes, an expressionless face wrought with way too many botox injections, legs spread wide of a long abandoned and a barren place with bats flying out of the cave…Horrifying, truly horrifying…May God save us that we never witness this…

  • Rick Adams

    “Thank yew, thank yew…”

    • yetanotherjohn

      She didn’t leave you in the larch.

  • Paul Hooson

    Congrats to all of the fantastic entries this week! So many great ones! – And, thank you for the recognition of my late entry here. I had a late burst of inspiration writing some absurd jokes and one of them caught a little fire here, On the other hand, my attempt to resurrect my 50 year old “How come you got no shoes, no feet?” comedy shtick fell flat. When I was 11 or 12, I started these jokes as a parody of the Henny Youngman Jewish stand-up humor one-liners. I invented this foreign guy character that tells a bunch of not always all that funny jokes in some indeterminate foreign accent. He also does a strange observational thing where he points out persons in the audience…”Lady in the front row. You have a handbag. We have a handbag. We all have a handbag. Handbag…Man with bald head. You have a bald head. We have a bald head. We all have a bald head. Bald head…Man who looks Chinese. You look Chinese. We look Chinese, We all look Chinese. Look Chinese…”. Not super funny, but a parody of observational humor there.

    At any rate, thank you so much Sarah and everyone. God bless…

    • yetanotherjohn

      Catch a little fire with a late joke and the next thing you know you have a house fire … or a Reichstags fire.

      • Paul Hooson

        You found my little barely hidden reference to my housefire joke shtick. 3 bonus points for the great Reichstag reference here. – Some of my jokes require an audience I think, so the challenge is to write one’s that are funny just being read and not performed…

  • Vagabond661

    Thanks Sarah!

  • Retired military

    Thanks for the 3rd place tie. I didnt think I have a chance with all the great entries.

    Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction.

    • yetanotherjohn

      You couldn’t have tied with a better or more modest captioner.

  • Brian Brandt

    Free Atlas. That was inspired.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Well, with electronic maps, I don’t know why she’s getting so excited about a free atlas.

    • Rick Adams

      I totally didn’t get it until I said it aloud once.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks for the spot on the podium Sarah. Congratulations all. When Trump frees the Blacks from the democratic party vote plantations, I hope that the government provides rounded roof elements at no cost to everyone. Then we can all meet in the streets laughing and clapping as we chant ‘Free Dome. Free Dome.’

  • cathymv

    Second place!! Sweet !! and I have to thank: The gift that keeps on giving – Hillary still isn’t President. Right up there with the house fire jokes… but this reality is even greater!!
    Thanks Sarah… and Congrats to everyone else… those were some funny captions….!!!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for the ‘most inappropriate’ spot (again!). I seem to find myself in that spot often lately in many areas of my life! Anyway, congrats to all the winners! Have a great week, and God Bless!

  • Scorpion

    Thank you. Caption humor in unexpected places but not unexpected.

  • Olsoljer

    Thanks Miss Sarah!