Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Are you enjoying the ride Mr. President or are you just glad to snuggle up behind me?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let’s get our story straight before I go into Melania …

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know the vast right wing conspiracy rode motorcycles.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Biker? I don’t even know her. (rim shot)
    Thank you, thank you. I’m here until the end of the week or until I end up in the hospital from riding my bike.

  • yetanotherjohn

    How dare the president meet with American executives who hire Americans to manufacture things in America for Americans to buy. Doesn’t he care about representing the rest of the world? … this is CNN.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Secret service released Trump’s code name “big brass ones”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “One’s a Right Wing West Wing Gold Wing & the other is a Left Wing West Wing Gold Wing – it’s your choice.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Which one of you is Harley and which of you is Davidson?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Which of these are executives who work for a motorcycle company and which are government executives? Only a blind man couldn’t tell.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The meeting started to go downhill when Trump thought ‘knucklehead’ was aimed at him and not the bikes motor.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sadly, rival biker gangs meeting may be a fitting metaphor for politics today.

  • yetanotherjohn

    “Sons of democracy” just doesn’t have that reality feel of “Sons of Anarchy”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Theorem: The intelligence of a flatworm is enough to turn away from pain.
    Proof: PETA goes after old women in furs but not bikers in leather.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I just saved a bunch of money on my motorcycle insurance by outrunning the cops

  • yetanotherjohn

    Harleys are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don’t want to be seen with em!

  • yetanotherjohn

    My other ride is your MOTHER

  • yetanotherjohn

    On a farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

    One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his cock and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (Yes, there’s a moral): “When you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Harley to pick up chicks.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Q: Did you hear about the Harley owner who married an Amish woman?

    A: He drove her buggy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Does this motorcycle make me look fat?
    No, the light reflecting off your fat body makes you look fat.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It could be worse … it could be raining.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Can you please keep it down out here. I’m trying to work in my new office over there.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Your bike is leaving an oil stain on my driveway.
    That’s all right, it’s just marking it’s territory.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What are Barron’s friends all so much older than he is?

  • Paul Hooson

    Hardly, Davidsons…

  • Paul Hooson

    Sons Of Complete Anarchy In Government…

  • Paul Hooson

    1942 Harley WLA? Suicide shifter…

    2017 Trump government? Political suicide…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Thank you for not doing donuts on the White House lawn, or leaving beer cans, cigarette butts or used condoms all over. I deeply appreciate it…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “WHERE ANGELS GO, TROUBLE FOLLOWS…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Later that day the prez meets with a Jewish biker club, THE HEBREW NATIONALS…Their motto? “They Answer To A Higher Call…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Is this a panhead?”.

    “Knucklehead…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “My father bought me an iron rocking horse when I was growing up…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Quick, hide those Russian Urals before the Harley guys get here!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I was sure surprised how fast those Russian Urals reverse engineered those horizontally opposed cylinder design BMW engines…. I really expected the Chinese to reverse engineer faster…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “To be honest, I only buy EASYRIDERS for the tits…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “You sure I can’t talk you into a Priebus Limited Special Edition Model?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’m sorry, but since that https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3987c788752fc3ec177c6f7371ff94fd7477c4be18401ac11694056f408bc797.jpg little unfortunate episode in the Oval Office during the Harding Administration, presidents need to meet you guys outside…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I know John Kay. John Kay is a friend of mine. Sir, you’re no John Kay…”.

  • bajaretired

    OK, here’s the plan. We’ll start by riding past the DNC headquarters giving the universal flip off sign.

  • cathymv

    Leftists like to call Trump a Nazi – he just prefers to be called Satans Sidekick

  • cathymv

    Aw shucks guys, but the only hogs I get to ride these days are ones named Pilosi and Waters and Clinton!

    • jim_m

      Technically, those are sows.

  • Two wheels good. Four wheels bad!
    (Some wheels are more equal than others!)

  • Paul Hooson

    Not to be outdone, Reince gets his bicycle from around back and puts a baseball card in the spokes…

  • Paul Hooson

    Reince Priebus enjoys his “status” as the “Ringo Starr” of this administration…

    • jim_m

      Gen Flynn was the best guy for the job. The Pete Best guy.

  • Mary Gehman

    “…and don’t forget to keep the shiny side up…”

    • yetanotherjohn

      mmmm shiny

  • Paul Hooson

    “First we’re gonna beat the shit out of Obamacare, then replace it with a weaker version, then leave 20 million people uninsured!”.

    “Yeah! Fuck yeah!”.