Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Retired military

    This photo op contains exactly one more working African American than the last 10 photo ops that Pres Obama did.

  • Retired military

    Trump “So ladies do you ride?”
    Women together “Depends on what you are referring to”

  • yetanotherjohn

    The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,”Since you’ve been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world,your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.” Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of women? “God said, “Ah, yes. ” “Well, ” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.” God was somewhat taken back, and when He asked what the flaws might be, Arthur Davidson produced a list for Him to read. 1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally, 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous. “Hmmmm, you may have some good points there and it may be true that My invention is flawed… ” God said to Arthur. “But the last time that I checked, more men are riding My invention than yours.”

  • Retired military

    Name 3 things you wouldn’t see in a Hillary photo op.

    • fustian24

      Two motorcycles and the White House!

  • Retired military

    CNN Headline
    Trump’s red tie proof of Commie collusion.

  • Paul Hooson

    None of them know what “Earning Your Red Wings” even means…

    • Retired military

      +1 one for most inappropriate.

    • yetanotherjohn

      That caption is so bad it leaves a metallic taste in my mouth.

      • Retired military

        Say something like that to the wrong woman and you may get a bloody lip.

  • Retired military

    Trump “Ladies have you ever rode on a Harley? How about seen a grown man naked?”

  • Retired military

    Trump “Wasn’t CNN supposed to be on this ride?”
    Secret Service https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8fa733992ac533168d75b8d00fd7dcfe81fa39026a6bd4404f8b57676d984fc7.jpg “They just pulled up Mr President”

  • Paul Hooson

    They all lost out for the Biker Daddy Of The Year Award…..It went to a biker in Portland who would play pool with his buddies at the bar while his 19 year old daughter danced naked on the pole for dollar bills. Kind of a biker take your daughter to work thing…

  • yetanotherjohn

    A new administration, a new meaning to ‘bike to work’.

  • Brian Brandt

    Writing on the back of Trump’s motorcycle jacket –

    “If you can read this the bitch still ain’t President.”

  • Brian Brandt

    Update: Florida – Jeb’s Confession – “I can’t lie any longer! I am and always have been a woman in a man’s body!”

  • Paul Hooson

    One of the guys is named “Wet Spot”, his bike has this vibration problem…

  • Vagabond661

    Trump: The nearest Hooters? Down Pennsylvania Ave, then hang a Louie for two blocks.

  • Brian Brandt

    . . . then Trump mounted the hog, rev’ed her up, and jumped the ramp over the prostrate bodies of Pelosi, Schumer, Waters, Boxer, and Cummings.

  • Brian Brandt

    In my personal experience crusin’ down the highway, the only people you would see riding these particular Harleys would be –

    (1) An over-weight husband and wife,
    (2) over 65 years old,
    (3) wearing matching grey leathers,
    (4) in the company of about 10 other retired fossils.

    Or put another way, Donald Trump’s base voter.

  • Whats the difference between Harley and Honda motorcycle riders?
    Harley riders stop at every bar. Honda riders…. at every ice cream shop.

  • Retired military
  • RadiCalMan

    Just remember, I’m the leader of this pack!

  • RadiCalMan

    I want you to all hold on tightly, It’s going to be one wild ride from here on.

  • RadiCalMan

    This is gonna’ be Yuuuuge! Let’s all ride past Obama’s house and rattle his windows!

  • Paul Hooson

    One of them is grateful that the Republican health care plan will still cover Viagra, where men don’t have to go back to the dark ages of rubber bands and popsickle sticks to bone the girls…

  • Mary Gehman

    “It was fun using the Dems as speed bumps! Can we do it again?”

  • “Which one of you is Ponch?”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Let’s rumble!”

  • “Fonzie, it was nice of you to bring all your friends to the White House for a visit!”

  • “I once owned a Japanese riceburner. It was a Hardly Davidson.”

    • Paul Hooson

      Much worse, the Chinese ones that run about 2,000 miles and need constant repairs until broken for good…

  • yetanotherjohn

    This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It’s an old Mount Prospect police cycle. They were practically giving ’em away.

  • “Oh, yeah? Well my leather jacket says ‘Commander-in-Chief’ and I ride any damn place I please!”

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  • LiberalNightmare

    Tiny hands, big motorcycle

  • Retired military

    Trump “What’s on the schedule today Priebus?”
    Priebus “Rule the world, same as every, rule the world”

  • RadiCalMan

    “Let’s get our motors runnin’
    Head out on the highway
    Lookin’ for Chuck Schumer
    And we’re gonna’ kick him out of our way
    Yeah Darlin’ goin’ to make it happen
    make the US better that ever
    Fire all of Dark State Left Tards
    And drain the swamp into space”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Your in my parking space.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let’s give it to Mikey Pence, he’ll ride anything.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m sorry, but I can’t keep the leather jacket. Melania doesn’t appreciate the embroidery saying “If you can read this, the bitch fell off”.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    You had me a ‘vroom vroom’

  • yetanotherjohn

    Does this bike make my hands look small, if you know what I mean?

  • yetanotherjohn

    We secretly replaced the presidential motorcade with motorcycles. Let’s see if he notices.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why can’t Trump be more like other presidents?
    Because he’s actually worked for a living.

  • Paul Hooson

    No one Melania refers to him as Sleepingwiththewolf….

  • Paul Hooson

    “Fire all of your employees at once and floating through space…”.

  • Rick Adams

    Well, the Brazzers meme isn’t going to work too well for this one.

    • yetanotherjohn

      You’re just going to have to be like the rest of us and steal your ideas from a variety of sources.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I got a better idea. Let’s ditch these and get some Indian motorcycles … that’ll really make the left’s head spin when we ride around on the back of an Indian.

    • Paul Hooson

      Indian bikes are way cool and my personal favorites. Steve McQueen had a beautiful large collection of those bikes…

  • Paul Hooson

    Live to ride. Live to drive members of your own party crazy…

  • Rick Adams

    Wheelie One.

  • Mary Gehman

    Meet the new “Sons of Anarchy”!!!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Sons of Liberty has a nice ring to it … and historical flair.

  • Retired military

    Trump “I’m sure David from Wizbang will find something wrong with this but I dont know what”