Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 10, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ really led to a tough fight for most inappropriate caption of the week. There were over two hundred entries so we have double winners per place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (rodney dill) – “Hell’s Tweeters

(yetanotherjohn) – “What’s the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
The position of the dirt bag.

2) (RadiCalMan) – ““Let’s get our motors runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for Chuck Schumer
And we’re gonna’ kick him out of our way
Yeah Darlin’ goin’ to make it happen
make the US better than ever
Fire all of the Dark State Left Tards
And drain the swamp into space”

(EricSteel) – “Hog One

3) (Retired military) – “Name 3 things you wouldn’t see in a Hillary photo op.

(Mary Gehman) – ““It was fun using the Dems as speed bumps! Can we do it again?”

4) (cathymv) – “Aw shucks guys, but the only hogs I get to ride these days are ones named Pilosi and Waters and Clinton!

(Brian Brandt) – “Writing on the back of Trump’s motorcycle jacket –

“If you can read this the bitch still ain’t President.”

5) (Rock ThisTown) – ““Made in America, Mr. President, using steel taken from Ryan & McConnell’s spines.”

(bajaretired) – “OK, here’s the plan. We’ll start by riding past the DNC headquarters giving the universal flip off sign.

6) (Rick Adams) – ““Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.”

(Mike) – “Two wheels good. Four wheels bad!
(Some wheels are more equal than others!)

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian24) – “Meanwhile, across town…

Honorable Mention(s):

(Vagabond661) – “Trump: The nearest Hooters? Down Pennsylvania Ave, then hang a Louie for two blocks

(Joe_Miller) – “Donald Trump welcomes representatives of Rolling Thunder Thighs to the White House.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “None of them know what “Earning Your Red Wings” even means…

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Glad for the gold, but Fustian took the cake (and he didn’t even have to work blue).

    • Paul Hooson

      Congrats for your place on the podium here, although I personally had some reservations about this particular joke because the deep brotherhood I share with my fellow motorcycle riders and club members. When I purchased my nightclub, my friends in the motorcycle community acted as security, and were loyal customers as well. They brought safety and security to a nightclub once plagued with problems as serious as guns and murder in the club before I purchased it, making the club safe for decent folks to have an evening out without the fear of any problems. My motorcycle friends admirably served in the Marines or other service branches as well. Most motorcyclists are some of best persons a guy would know, regardless of their particular club affiliations.

      • yetanotherjohn

        Its a joke son, get it.

        • Paul Hooson

          I completely understand jokes, but I also truthfully respect the former military members who helped restore peace and order to the once troubled nightclub I purchased where they reduced crime and problems to zero.

  • My homage to Animal Farm made the cut. Thanks!

    • Paul Hooson

      You brought the farm…

      • yetanotherjohn

        And if you had your way, you would burn down the farmhouse.

  • Paul Hooson

    Maybe it was the sociologist in me that sought to highlight one of the rituals of some motorcycle clubs this week. That being said, perhaps the ritual of “Earning Your Red Wings” is less abhorrent than some clubs where members cut themselves or some other ritual act of abuse.

    It is so deeply gratifying to be in company of so many other sociologically minded persons here who also recognized my contribution to the social sciences today, including Retired Military, Cathy, and of course, Sarah.

    Someday, I only hope to compile my research works into “The Sociological Ramifications Of Snowballing & Other Deviant Practices”, but, only after publishing a doctoral thesis on “The Sociology Of Housefire Jokes”…

    • Su casa es en fuego

      • yetanotherjohn

        Muy caliente

    • cathymv

      oH… I thought Earning your red wings was something different… my bad

      • Retired military

        You mean you didn’t google it? bad bad bad.
        Nowadays I google everything that I hear and don’t recognize.
        Last thing I googled was snoodling. Somethings you just cant unlearn.

        • cathymv

          lol, didn’t google it cause I totally thought I knew what it meant. The explanation above was marginally better than what I thought it was.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Top tip Cathy, don’t ever google any unknown phrase from Paul if you want to sleep at night. Just saying.

  • Thanks Sarah!

    • My power was out all day Thursday and Friday, but I still managed to get a couple of early entries in with my phone.

      • Brian Brandt

        You should pay your bills.

        • With my winnings from this contest now I can.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Spending it all in one place is just going to put you back in the poor house.

  • cathymv

    Sharing 4th with Brian…. sweet! But Brians, I have to say, was damned funny!! Cause its TRUE!! lol… good job guys! and Thank you sarah!

    • Brian Brandt

      Thanks for the hat-tip, Cathy!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Says the lady who has her artificial intelligence virtual slave remind her every day that Trump is president.
      By the way, have you ever tried asking who is not the president?

  • Retired military

    Thanks for 3rd folks.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Name three things, third place finish. Coincidence, I think not.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 3rd! Have a great week, everyone! See ya Friday! God Bless!

    • yetanotherjohn

      A bronze speed bump for a deserving lady.

  • RadiCalMan

    Thanks! I just can’t get “Born to be Wild” out of my head now. Maybe I can rewrite all of the lyrics and get Weird Al Yankovic to do a cover of it!

    • Paul Hooson

      BORED TO BE MILD?

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  • Tom Higgens

    Only two people here I can grab by the pussy.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Paul and who else?