Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    They spot someone fishing in the Hudson “Look at those two idiots fishing in the snow.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is what happens when your golf game has too many shots.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Snort, they’re playing from the women’s tee.

  • yetanotherjohn

    A man goes to Japan on business. The Japanese company really wants his business so they offered him a hooker the first night he was there and to play golf the next day. The hooker kept screaming “Machigatta ana” all during intercourse.
    The next day they played golf and the man hooked the ball and it went out of bounds, bounced up a cart path, rolled onto a green, hit the flag and dropped in the hole. Some golfers on that hole started yelling “Machigatta ana”.
    The man asked his golf partners what did “Machigatta ana” mean?
    They replied “Wrong hole”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What do you think of our game?
    Personally, I prefer golf.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The police were confused when they responded to the “shots fired” radio call.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, that’s not our caddy, that’s a mugger.

  • yetanotherjohn

    and we’re the idiots from fly over country.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Can you spot the Japanese tourist in Time Square?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You’re not being the ball Danny.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What does the winter rules of golf say about cross town buses?

  • Paul Hooson

    Business is bad because of the weather in NYC, so Sid is taking some time off to relax.Normally, he sells fish. People call him “The Prawnbroker”…

    • yetanotherjohn

      Then there’s Sid’s introverted locksmith brother Murry. People call him the “Shylock”.

  • Paul Hooson

    NYC? Then the sled that thrown away in the fire probably said “ROSENFELD”…

  • (Photo headline as shown)
    Two New Yorkers enjoying some recreation in Time Square as the the snow flies
    (Photo with two black/brown men)
    Suspected terrorists menace Times Square with AK-47’s as the snow flies.

  • That’s strange, I always thought that Lift, Clean, and Place rules only applied to Times Square hookers.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’m bored…let’s get on our snowmobiles and play polo instead.”

  • It’s great exercise. You have to out race all the street hucksters that want to sell your ball back to you after each shot.

  • Scorpion

    New York City has a snowstorm. The dog walkers are now selling poopsicles.

    • Tastefully sculpted into the shape of the Statue of Liberty.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The must be mathematicians, their Tee Times Square.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I can’t wait till all this shit melts and we can scuba dive in the subway!”

  • Paul Hooson

    THE NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINES ON A VERY SLOW DAY: MEN PLAY GOLF DURING SNOWSTORM…

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know snow storms are racist. They are white and they disproportionately impact minorities.

  • A tee grows in Brooklyn

  • Mary Gehman

    Just a couple of swingin’ dicks competing for participation trophies…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Paul Hooson sure wrote a lot of New York City snowstorm jokes this week…”.

    “What? Paul Hooson writes jokes?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. People are fashioning snowshoes made out of things they found in the subway…

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. More than ever, 7-11 stores are becoming warming shelters for the homeless…

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. People are setting dumpster fires, this time to keep warm…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Don’t eat the yellow snow…”.

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    Which Way Do You Swing?

  • The Harlem Globeputters just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  • Things got a little out of control as the PGA allowed a tournament sponsored by New York hookers.
    The Times Square Hookers Masters
    Never up, Never in.

  • fustian24

    This guy’s got zero control.

    But considering this is his second shot off a course in North Carolina, distance is really not an issue!

  • fustian24

    They decided to play the Canadian Open in New York this year because of the lovely summer-like weather.

  • fustian24

    They both thought that the fairways look pretty narrow for a place that was supposed to be so great for hookers.

  • fustian24

    Because of the huge crackdown on hookers, you just couldn’t play here when Rudy was mayor, but deBlasio doesn’t care.

    Fore!

  • Trumpageddon

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fore he’s a jolly good fellow.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Don’t worry about a water hole, just hit a low drive and let the ball skate across the pond.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Jack and Arnold: The early years

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s all fun and games until someone gets frostbite.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Santa gets a little time off now that the busy holiday season is through.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The “golf widows” enjoyed a Broadway play together.

  • yetanotherjohn

    See under Trump people are no longer obeying the rules and just golf anywhere.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I thought blue state was a political term, not referring to how cold the weather is.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s a great course, but Park Avenue is a really long straight fairway with huge cart paths on both sides.

  • yetanotherjohn

    On this hole, you have to hot the ball into the O of Toshiba, so get a little loft when you swing.

  • McG

    He didn’t make par, but he did hit a pigeon.