Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • Brian Brandt

    New York City has a snowstorm. Los Angeles has a brush fire in retaliation.

    • Paul Hooson

      One city sees something good, then another city has to horn in on the act…

  • Brian Brandt

    New York City has a snowstorm. Nome, Alaska has a fit of the giggles.

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. The kosher delis are selling popsicles….

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. The Peace Corps is flying in emergency Eskimos…

    • Brian Brandt

      Frankly, I’m not sure why all these ‘NYC has a snowstorm’ posts seem so funny. Maybe because it’s Saint Patrick’s Day, and I had a few beers, and I’m just in a mood. In any case, Party on, Paul!

      • Paul Hooson

        I have that mixed Jewish and Irish ancestry thing going on, so St. Patrick’s Day is way cool with me!

        • Brian Brandt

          Well, I’m German, Irish, and . . . who knows? Probably Italian, from the look of my brother and me. My Irish ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ maternal grandmother gave up my mom to my ‘grandma’ back in the ’30s.

          We never looked back. Then I married a nice Jewish gal, and our kids are a blender mix.

          • Paul Hooson

            I’m a blender mix for sure. I self-identify as a Jew, but have a fair amount of Portuguese as well, making me part White Hispanic, as well part Norwegian. My mother was a former stage actress in Portland, usually stuck with the ethnic roles because of her looks.

          • Brian Brandt

            I guess we’re all blended Americans. God bless us. O.K., I’ve had enough beer and Irish whiskey for one night. I’m going to bed.

          • Paul Hooson

            A very good night to you my friend. I’m happy you enjoyed this great Irish holiday and my jokes maybe made it a little better as well…

          • yetanotherjohn

            I pity your head in the morning.

        • fustian24

          You’re Jirish?

          • Paul Hooson

            Martin’s Short’s Irish father had a saying for those that are part Irish and Jewish. They’re “A Jew”…

      • Paul Hooson

        Here’s a St. Patrick’s Day saying, that isn’t a St. Patrick’s Day saying: “May wee Alan Hale be fat to you in the mornin’. And, the professor and Gilligan too!”.

        “May St. Michael greet ye at the Pearly gates one day with two pairs of pants and three shirts on…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. Now some people hope North Korea develops their nukes so the city can thaw out…

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. Now we know why Donald Trump was looking for work in another city…

  • Brucepall

    Launch one into a pack of dawgs…
    and the one it strikes yelps every time

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let me guess, next week the left will want absolute control to wreck our economy because of global cooling.

  • Brucepall

    Gray: “50 bucks, if ya can jazz the center of that light board…
    Double if it spitz and sparken!”

    Blue: “Better reach for that Benjamin then…
    cause this is gonna be lights out!”

  • Paul Hooson

    New York City has a snowstorm. People are looking for Don King’s hair to stay warm and get a good night’s sleep..

  • Brucepall

    Boys will be boys…

  • Brucepall

    Country Club meets the Big Apple

  • Rock ThisTown

    Fore, score & seven shovel-ready jobs ago . . . .

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Oh, the weather outside is frightful, & Trump’s ‘you’re fired’ is so delightful . . .”

  • Rock ThisTown

    Scott Pruitt & an aide celebrate the de-funding of global warming.

  • Brucepall

    Bubba: “Its like shooting fish in a barrel;
    cain’t hardly miss here.”

    Bo: “Give her a try left handed then.”

  • Rock ThisTown

    Better not fudge on your scores, guys . . . Ernst & Young are watching.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Keep your head down, keep your head down . . . oh, and did I mention Hillary isn’t President?

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Hey, where’s our caddy?”
    “He got detained at the airport & I couldn’t find an American who would do it.”

  • Brucepall

    Jed Clampett and Jethro Bodine move to NYC

    JPEG by Elly May

    • Brucepall

      Epilogue: Posted to Facebook by Granny

      • Paul Hooson

        Y’all come back now. Hear?

  • Paul Hooson

    A real snow job…

  • cathymv

    Hillary wants to run for mayor of New York! Hell has frozen over!!!

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Yeah, drawing Schumer’s face on the ball has really improved your game!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’ve never played a par five miniature golf hole before.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ask the Today show if we can play through.

  • yetanotherjohn

    My golf cart is a yellow cab.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Their plan wasn’t fully thought out. After they broke the window, they kept sliding on the ice trying to make their get away.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You don’t see many muggers with 9 irons these days.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Like most New Yorkers, they really don’t know how to drive.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The Times Square crowd was so heavy you couldn’t even swing a nine iron.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Gangs of New York … very posh

  • yetanotherjohn

    I should have been suspicious when the pro offered me a snowmobile for a golf cart.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In Times Square, pro might have a different meaning.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I guess Obama couldn’t get an invite to a country club after all.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Man, these fairways are like concrete.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Bend you elbow if you want a hook her.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Just because you self identify as a golfer doesn’t make you one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Pro Tip: When playing golf in Times Square, be very careful who you ask for a ball washer … it might be an under cover cop.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Then we chip shot at Rockefeller center and the green was like a skating rink.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I guess DeBlasio’s “Hire the homeless as caddies” is working out about as well as any liberal government program.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, my ball wasn’t yellow a moment ago.

    Yeah, and my dick wasn’t cold a moment ago.

  • stan25

    Don’t hit the Times Square Cowboy.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Two New York lawyers just waiting for someone to ask them what their handicap is so they can slap a discrimination suit on them.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Coin operated ball washers, what will they think of next?
    That’s a parking meter.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You gonna catch a cab?
    No. I’ll just drive.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is the last time a play a course designed by Picabo Street.

  • yetanotherjohn
  • yetanotherjohn

    Now we know why New York didn’t vote for Trump. He plays on a normal golf course.
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  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m so old I remember when the left thought the word golf was racist.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Toto, I don’t think we’re in Augusta any more.