Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 24, 2017
Democrats to Filibuster Gorsuch
  • yetanotherjohn

    The buck may stop here, but the truck doesn’t.

  • Trump: “Only liberals are stupid enough to bring bumper cars to a demolition derby!”

  • “If you don’t like my driving then stay off the damn sidewalk!”

  • fustian24

    Paul Ryan…YOU’RE FIRED!

  • Vagabond661

    “It’s called a BLINKER!!!!”

  • Paul Hooson

    The wheels of the bus go round, round, round. But, the wheels of government are kind of stopped, stopped, stopped…

  • fustian24

    He always looks like that when he’s birthing another tweet.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Rather than go ‘Beep, Beep;, his truck goes ‘Tweet, Tweet’.

  • fustian24

    You think kidney stones are hard to pass? You should try passing a healthcare bill!

  • Mary Gehman

    His bumper sticker reads “How’s My Driving??? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT”.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Who do I have to blow to get a Dramamine around here?”

  • Paul Hooson

    Uh, no wonder Native Americans call him “Big Chief Broken Government”…

  • Paul Hooson

    Crash Test Dummy?

  • Scorpion

    Oh crap. How do I close the door after I get off this bus?

  • Paul Hooson

    To the nation he’s known as “The President”, but to the family, he’s affectionately known as “Grandpa Alzheimers”…

  • Paul Hooson

    ASS, ASS OR ASS, NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE,…

    • Brian Brandt

      Shouldn’t that be –

      Ass. Grass. or Gas?

      Oh, wait. I forgot this was a Paul Hooson entry.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Is this your husband, Mrs. Trump?”

    “Yes, but I don’t recognize that rug on his head…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    All the trucks he drives are built by White…

  • Paul Hooson

    I won’t say that the Donald is old, but he has to start his truck with the crank…

  • yetanotherjohn

    That’s right little lefties. Come to the nice ice cream truck. Uncle Trumpy has a surprise for you.

  • Paul Hooson

    The “Leslie Neilsen” of presidents…

  • fustian24

    I call it “The Pussy Grabber One”.

  • Paul Hooson

    After his promotion, he became the short bus driver….

  • LiberalNightmare

    Trump train! Comin thru!

  • Retired military

    Trump “Look. It’s Hillary in a Prius. Say my name bitch say my name”