Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 24, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a bigly success. We have over 200 entries so we have double winners per place The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rock ThisTown) – ““What was that bump?”
“I think you just ran over a guy wearing mom jeans & riding a girls bike.”

(rodney dill) – “Keep on Trumpin’

2) (Rick Adams) – ““I got yer filibuster RIGHT HERE, pal.”

(yetanotherjohn) – “The art of the wheel

3) (Brian Brandt) – ““No! I don’t want you to wash my windshield! Now get out of the intersection, Hillary!”

(cathymv) – “Trump stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three limousine liberals walked in, Pilosi, Schumer and Clinton.

Pilosi grabbed Trumps cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. Schumer drank Trumps coffee, and Clinton wolfed down his apple pie. Trump didn’t say a word as he paid the waitress and left.

As the waitress walked up, one of the liberals growled, “He ain’t much of a man, is he?”

“He’s not much of a driver, either,” the waitress replied. “He just backed his 18-wheeler over three limousines.”

4) (Mike) – ““99 bottles of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild on the wall, 99 bottles right here.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of Chateau Mouton-Rothschild on the wall!”

(fustian24) – “Trump loves to sing “Born in the USA” because it pisses off Bruce Springsteen so much.

5) (stan25) – “The Trump Trucking company delivering a load of hurt on the DemocRATs

(BluesHarper) – “Vroooom, vroooom!! A cure for RINOcare!!

6) (Joe_Miller) – “Tractor? I don’t even know her. Trailer? How many times do I have to say this?

(Vagabond661) – ““It’s called a BLINKER!!!!”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Mary Gehman) – ““I may not drive a broom, but I can drive stick!”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Retired military) – “I’m not sure what is going on here but Hillary still isnt President,.

(going for the classics… Yeah you have heard them before but this one never gets old)

(RadiCalMan) – “NAFTA – I’m coming for you next!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Olsoljer) – ““Rollin’, rollin’, rollin down illegals…..”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Retired military

    Thanks for the honorable mention. I am suprised noone beat me to it.

    • sarahconnor2 #GiveThemHell45

      Whenever people whine about what he hasn’t done (after only two months), I point out that every morning when I wake up, Hillary is not the POTUS. That’s pretty great in my book!

      • cathymv


      • yetanotherjohn

        Not being President Hillary is a low bar (heck, we have a couple hundred million in this country who could live up to that), but a high reward for the country.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks for silver, it matches my hair.

  • And Trump doesn’t even drink! But rich people are not like you and I. They have money!

    • yetanotherjohn

      The rich are different from you and me, they have more money.

      • Speak for yourself! I have money I haven’t even spent yet!

        • yetanotherjohn

          You are doing better than so many that have spent money they don’t even have yet.

          • Yeah. That was me back when I was raising kids! I didn’t kite checks, but back then, you could live on the float!

  • Thanks Sarah!

  • cathymv

    Sharing 3rd with Brian… sweet! Thanks a bunch Sarah!!! I have to give a shoutout to Mary!! That was a winner immediately in my book!!!

    • Brian Brandt

      Nice sharing the podium with you, Cathy.

    • Mary Gehman

      Thanks for the ‘shoutout’!!! Right back at ya’!!!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks to all of you for Reader’s Choice! I appreciate your votes! There were some really funny ones that were as good as, or better than, mine! Thanks again and God Bless!

  • Rock ThisTown

    Thanks all!

  • Vagabond661

    Thanks Sarah!!!

  • Joe_Miller

    Sarah, did you create a sixth place just for me? Thanks.