Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 31, 2017
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  • fustian24

    She’s considering transitioning…to human!

  • fustian24

    Huma had this made for me from the skin of hundreds of fetuses. I think it’s beautiful.

  • fustian24

    Is it “Thank a Russian Day” again?

  • fustian24

    It’s good to see Hillary embracing her inner dyke.

  • RadiCalMan

    When Bill and I were in law school, his cigars were this big!

  • Par4Course

    The Devil wears Purple. (Prince is spinning in his grave.)

  • Fits for Monica as well as Hillary

  • Mary Gehman

    “…At this point, what difference does it make what I’m wearing…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “You should see my new handbag…it’s a ‘basket of deplorables’.”

  • fustian24

    “Did you hear Mar-a-lago had a housefire….”

    And just like that, Hillary’s standup career was over before it started.

  • fustian24

    Her new show is called “Head Bobbing with the Hits.”

  • fustian24

    The Polident ads are quite a comedown, but now that the Foundation funds are drying up, she had little choice.

  • fustian24

    It turns out that “Hillary Clinton Sings the Oldies” is even less appealing than you’d think.

  • Sanford AndSon

    putins puppet won

  • patriciamcc

    The hands-down winner is “Barry Manilow has really let himself go.” After that one, no contest.

  • Par4Course

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

  • Retired military

    Hillary “I just want everyone to know that I am not planning on running for President in 2020. Umm yet. Errr unless things change… Not right at this second in time. And you do know that you have to consider the meaning of the word AM.

  • cathymv

    Hillary showed up to support the feminist protests in her pink vagina costume…. but HIllarys was so old and unused, it turned purple!!

  • Paul Hooson

    A fashion designer has a housefire. He set it intentionally after he saw Clinton wearing his works…

  • Paul Hooson

    Purple Hazel…

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think somebody just released the flying monkeys.

  • Hillary Clinton learned that it’s hard to do Stand Up when you can barely stand.

  • klaffner

    New spin off series from “The Walking Dead” Starring the smiling corpse,