Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 31, 2017
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  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s not the years, its the mileage … and the lies, deceit, corruption, stupidity, greed, smugness, etc.

  • yetanotherjohn

    She’s once, twice, three times a loser.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m sure that jacket is one of the 50 shades of black and blue.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Now we know why Donald was driving the bus last week.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The 70’s called, they don’t want you back either.

  • yetanotherjohn

    So the rumors that Hillary was going to pimp Chelsea out are true.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I predict the Vikings are going to have a very bad year.

  • yetanotherjohn

    That backdrop has more holes in it than her campaign.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I don’t know what she’s saying, but I would like to personally take this moment to thank the people of Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think purple is the perfect choice for someone who is purblind.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why do I have the feeling Bill’s butt is sore?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Be thankful, gossamer was her first choice.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hillary’s advice to women, keep both your pimp hands strong.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Listen … hear that … yep, the crickets are louder than PETA over THIS leather jacket.

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is exactly why I don’t want transgender bathroom rights.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hillary and Bill must be sharing a closet again.

  • yetanotherjohn

    The new car smell almost masks the stench of decay.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Wow, that must have taken at least three naugas.

  • yetanotherjohn

    She’ll probably skate from the fashion police too.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Bitch Corinthian leather

  • stan25

    Hillary Clinton as she will appear at the next Sturgis rally.

  • stan25

    Bill gets his hottest fantasy fulfilled, Hillary in leather.

  • Bitch Lives Matter

  • Arkansas Surf & Turf: Cold Fish in Dead Cow.

  • RadiCalMan

    …and today, in the news, Hillary Clinton demonstrates her ability to escape black holes.

  • RadiCalMan

    Elvis may have left the building, but Hillary will haunt us forever!

  • RadiCalMan

    Hillary begins her new career as a Las Vegas lounge comedy act.

  • RadiCalMan

    Every time I look at Hillary, I see spots!

  • RadiCalMan

    Put a helmet on her and she would look just like Darth Vader.

  • Retired military

    Person A. “What do you think of the Happy Days remake?”
    Person B “The transgender Fonzie just doesn’t do it for me”

  • Rick Adams

    “It was a seven. The roll; it was a seven. The demogorgon – it got me. See you tomorrow.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Paul Hooson’s jokes? Jewy with nuts….

  • “I may not be president, but I still get to keep all the money!”

  • Don Ho! Well, maybe not Don!

  • Retired military

    Hillary, the first black female president (I thought I had seen that jacket before)

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  • Retired military

    The infamous 2 eyed 1 Horned flying purple people eater has emerged from hibernation seeking monetary nutrition.

  • Sanford AndSon

    “Well, as Michael Flynn said, ‘Immunity means you probably committed a crime'”

  • Sanford AndSon

    and “I warned you about Putin having a puppet.”

  • Mary Gehman

    In Entertainment News…Hillary delivers the worst impersonation EVER of “The Fonz”…

  • Mary Gehman

    “My broom is ‘this big’.”

  • Joe_Miller

    “Bill screwed a couple of interns on the sofa I had this jacket made from. You can barely see the stains.”

  • Screw the snow globe, buy our ‘Hillary In A Lava-Lamp’ this Christmas

  • Joe_Miller

    This is the only time in my life that I wish I only saw spots.

  • Joe_Miller

    When you’re working the auto show your backdrop is going to be head gaskets.

  • stan25

    The Wicked Witch of the East returns to reclaim her ruby slippers.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    If at first you don’t succeed cry, cry again.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    I’m baaaack!

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    The voters spoke, and she still can’t take no for an answer!

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Trump lives in the White House and all I got was this lousy jacket!

  • fustian24

    She’s a booth babe…in HELL!