Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 31, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded me what a bullet we dodged last November. How many outfits like the one pictured here could we take day in and day out? The usual over 200/double winners per place applies. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Brandt) – “Purple Prada jacket – $1,800
Jimmy Buffett shirt – $29.95
New hair style – $200

Not being President – Priceless

(guido81_MA) – “Barry Manilow has really let himself go.

2) (Retired military) – “A more realistic picture

(Porkopolis) – “The Devil Wears Pleather

3) (cathymv) – “Lying Purple People Eater

(Mike) – “Don Ho! Well, maybe not Don!

4) (Rock ThisTown) – ““Does this jacket make my Presidential loss look fat?”

(914) – “Liberaces revenge!

5) (yetanotherjohn) – “I don’t know what she’s saying, but I would like to personally take this moment to thank the people of Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin.

(Mary Gehman) – ““You should see my new handbag…it’s a ‘basket of deplorables’.”

6) (RadiCalMan) – “🎵 Regrets, I’ve had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I blew it my way 🎵

(Paul Hooson) – “Purple Hazel

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “The death Chuck Barris opened to opportunity of Hillary to star in her own Gong Show. The ratings vastly improved after it was rebranded as the Gone Show

Honorable Mention(s):

(David Robertson) – “If THAT is what crawled out of the woods, then even Smokey the Bear would set that forest on fire.

(Rodney G. Graves) – “Arkansas Surf & Turf: Cold Fish in Dead Cow.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Olsoljer) – ““…………. coming out of the closet, and when I go to prison the public will pay for my sex change. Hey, if Obama can be a pussy, I can be a dick.”

(Joe_Miller) – “Welcome to my Dungeon of Pain! I am Mistress Hillary!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Retired military

    Thanks all

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks … Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, parts of Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming

  • Olsoljer

    Thank you.

  • Thanks, Sarah! Mahalo!

  • Paul Hooson

    Ah, thank you! Right away I thought about Jimi Hendrix, who’s favorite color was purple with the weird psychedelics and all of sex appeal of Hazel the maid. Thank you Sarah and everyone. God bless!

  • Thanks All!

    (…did OK even with screwing up the grammar)

  • cathymv

    Sharing 3rd place with mike! Sweet! Good captions once again! One can never go wrong with a hillary caption contest!! Thanks sarah!! 🙂

  • Brian Brandt

    Sharing 1st with Retired Military – Priceless!

    Thanks, Sarah.

  • Mary Gehman

    Hey! Thanks for the ‘High 5’ and sharing that spot with YAJ is an honor! Have a great week and God Bless!

    • yetanotherjohn

      What a coincidence, you get fifth place with a caption about deplorables and I get fifth place thanking deplorables.