Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. first lady Melania Trump and Jordan's Queen Rania (L) look on as U.S. President  Donald Trump meets with King Abdullah of Jordan (not pictured) at the White House in Washington, D.C. on April 5, 2017. (Photo: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 7, 2017
President Trump's Brilliant Move in Syria
  • Mary Gehman

    “Melania, I swear that I did NOT know my ex-wives would be here…”

  • stan25

    Donald Trump is headed for an extended stay in the doghouse.

  • fustian24

    Turns out that using the Pence rule is proving to be a little awkward.

  • fustian24

    Mr. Trump?

    Have you ever grabbed Cameltoe?

  • Paul Hooson

    Jackie married an old Greek. Melania? Old geek….

  • Paul Hooson

    Future first lady in training?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Don’t be pissed at me. How did I know the Russians weren’t so great?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Hopefully he hired a good Jewish lawyer for that prenup…

  • Paul Hooson

    Hopefully she’s not going to leave him for someone more powerful and richer….Vladimir Putin…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Orange you glad you married Mr. Combover there?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Running the country like one of his businesses.That’s why everyone in the room has concerns…

  • Paul Hooson

    Mighty angry that Syria gassed women and children instead of Paul Hooson…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I knew Don Rickles. Don Rickles was a friend of mine, Sir, you’re no Don Rickles”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Misspelled “Break Room” as “Brake Room” on the staff break room. Now, he’s working here…

  • Paul Hooson

    Changed his mind on immigration. Decided it might hurt his chances at future wives…

  • Paul Hooson

    Monogamy is monotony?

  • Paul Hooson

    “When the Chinese President stops by, I’m going to offer him a cook job in the kitchen…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’m bored. I think I’ll start a war…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Why does a beautiful young model marry a 70 year old?

    For the money…

  • Paul Hooson

    Learned more about Syria this past week than they make good hummus or rugs…

  • Paul Hooson

    Pissed that Syria’s Assad has no sense of hummus…

  • Paul Hooson

    If Syria’s Assad doesn’t behave himself, he’ll escalate by sending Paul Hooson over there to tell snowballing and housefire jokes…

  • Paul Hooson

    What does a president do on a slow day?

    Start a war…

  • Paul Hooson

    Later in bed he’ll land another missile if you know what I mean…

  • Paul Hooson

    Pissed that one of the cruise missiles malfunctioned and landed in the ocean. $1.41 million each doesn’t buy what it used to…

  • Paul Hooson

    Was hoping that the cruise missile attack would help everyone forget about Russia. But, then Russia reminded everyone…

  • moremeaning

    First lady Melania Trump and Jordan’s Queen Rania look on as President Trump meets with King Abdullah in Washington
    U.S. first lady Melania Trump and Jordan’s Queen Rania (L) look on as U.S. President Donald Trump meets with King Abdullah of Jordan (not pictured) at the White House in Washington, D.C. on April 5, 2017. (Photo: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

  • moremeaning

    “Look mad Mohammad, no hijab!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one your with … or at least smile.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Tough room Paul, tough room, but keep telling your jokes maybe one of them will crack a smile.

    • Paul Hooson

      I looked at the photo and thought to myself, that I can’t do anything with this and debated to not enter this week. Further the seriousness of military action is the elephant in the room and makes humor more difficult. My heart is broken at civilian chemical weapons deaths, making humor more difficult for me this week.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Malania’s green that Rania is so black and white.

  • yetanotherjohn

    To many women

  • yetanotherjohn

    This is why I reside in Tennessee

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, cardboard cut outs save a lot of time during the photo-op.

  • yetanotherjohn

    These blue tooth controlled ben wa balls may not be the favorite of the ladies Donald thinks they are.

  • Joe_Miller

    I’ve seen Octopussy. I don’t remember Donald Trump being in it.

  • fustian24

    Queen Rainia is apparently hoping the Donald has one more “cruise missile” left for her.

    If you know what I mean…

  • 914

    Thank God the obamas are gone!

    Sorry , all I could come up with?

  • Paul Hooson

    “Psssst. Someone tell grandpa that he’s wearing Garfield’s miscarriage on his head….”.

  • Olsoljer

    Two gorgeous and well dressed women, a serious looking man appearing concerned.

    What does this tell us immediately?

    None of them are democrats

  • Mary Gehman

    “I swear, Donald, if she calls me ‘Melanoma’ one more time…”

  • Paul Hooson

    What’s the difference between a Syrian airfield and a Trump business?

    A Syrian airfield is closed for a day, while most Trump businesses are closed permanently…

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’ll show Syrian airfields. You mess with me, you’ll lose your morning business and only open back up by lunchtime!”.

  • fustian24

    I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I’m pretty sure golf doesn’t play any part in it.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I believe her when she says she doesn’t know nothin’ about birthin’ no babies.

  • Paul Hooson

    What does Donald Trump have in common with every one of his wives?

    Money makes their nipples hard….

  • Mary Gehman

    “Having to constantly look over my shoulder is giving me a stiff neck…among other things…”

  • All I can say is I’ve seen a better pair on a two humped camel #Trumpostrophe

  • yetanotherjohn

    This has been a nerve-shattering experience. I’d like to go home.