Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. first lady Melania Trump and Jordan's Queen Rania (L) look on as U.S. President  Donald Trump meets with King Abdullah of Jordan (not pictured) at the White House in Washington, D.C. on April 5, 2017. (Photo: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 7, 2017
President Trump's Brilliant Move in Syria
  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    “wǒ , tā yǒu xiǎo de shǒu” = “My, he has such tiny hands.”

  • WHO’S THE BUSTER

    “Nà me,shì shén me tóu fā?” = “So what’s with the hair?”

  • Mary Gehman

    “My spanx are killin’ me…”
    “Me, too…”

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know corsets were back in fashion.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger
    You may see a stranger across a crowded room
    And somehow you know, you know even then
    That somewhere you’ll see her again and again

  • yetanotherjohn

    They not only got the short end of the stick, they also got the long end up their ass.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If only their nipples were as stiff.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Worst birthday party ever.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sheeeesh. All I asked her was if she had some grey poupon.

  • Rick Adams

    The Secret Service was no match for the surprise attack of Medusa McCanklePants.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Let this be a lesson to you. Never make a bet about winning the presidency and a threesome unless you are ready to pay up.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Down the hall, third door on the left.

  • yetanotherjohn

    They are getting along like a Hooson house on fire joke.

  • If Bill Clinton were the one sitting in that chair, then he would be doing this:
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    • Paul Hooson

      Last time I saw that look, a mouse saw the cheese and then saw the cat…

  • yetanotherjohn

    That will teach me to book a Muslim stripogram.

  • It’s good to be King.

    • Paul Hooson

      But, not Alan King. He’s dead…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Honey, I’d like you to meet Mrs. Mortis, Mrs. Rigor Mortis.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ixna noay uslimmay okejay

  • yetanotherjohn

    Which part of “Shake what your mama gave you” are you having trouble understanding?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently “Are their anymore at home like you” doesn’t play as well when your the seventh wife in the Harem.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody didn’t get the memo that the Obama’s moved.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I don’t know what’s going on here, but she keeps blinking her eyes to spell out ‘save me’.

  • yetanotherjohn

    She’s like the star of a midget’s funeral … a little stiff.

  • yetanotherjohn

    At home, she’s the life of the party.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’ve never met Hitler before.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What could go wrong?

  • Rock ThisTown

    I’m with her.

  • Rock ThisTown

    And here’s your lovely parting gift . . . a basket of deplorables.

  • Brian Brandt

    Well King, Queen, it’s been nice but time to leave now. I gotta go to dinner with Xi Jinping and look him right in the eye over a cob salad while I let the world know that the U.S.A. is back in the leadership business.

  • Brian Brandt

    Queen Rania, I watched your husband get into a helicopter and lead a raid after ISIS killed that captured Jordanian pilot. Well, just so you know, President Obama did his part, too.
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  • Brian Brandt

    In a just world, this beady-eyed nerd would have his head shoved in the toilet every day by the high school football team.
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    • Paul Hooson

      President Ass-sad?

      • Brian Brandt

        President Ass-Hat.

    • Paul Hooson

      Never trust a man unable to grow a decent mustache….

  • Brian Brandt

    Then the President and the King watched as the two first ladies stripped down to their underwear and wrestled in a pool of Jell-O.

  • guido81_MA

    I am announcing today that Virtucon Industries has abandoned plans to move its Fembot manufacturing to Mexico. Instead, Virtucon has made a, quotation fingers, “one BILLION dollar” pledge to keep Fembot production in its secret underground lair in the Nevada desert, somewhere outside of Las Vegas. And yes, as protected by the 2nd Amendment, they will still have machine gun jumblies, just like these lovely Virtucon models here.

  • Brian Brandt

    Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei thought bubble upon seeing the look on Melania’s face: I guess we should rethink those speedboat runs on American destroyers.

  • Brian Brandt

    The Air Force decided to let Melania carry the nuclear code ‘Football’ between her thighs for the duration of Trump’s term.

  • fustian24

    Queen Rania finds the fact of 50 cruise missiles raining down on her neighbors to be a bit of a conversation stopper.

  • fustian24

    You just know what Melania is thinking: “That’s MY orange, comb-over b!tch!!”

  • fustian24

    Queen Rania has apparently botoxed her arms. She can’t lift them above her waist, but they do have a lovely hang.

  • Brian Brandt

    Queen Rania used the occasion of the visit to America to buy an Ivanka Trump original dress.

  • Vagabond661

    “Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?”

  • fustian24

    Melania is looking at Queen Rania like she’s an airfield in Syria.

  • fustian24

    “If you’ll excuse me for a moment, I just need to bomb Syria.”

  • Trump meets with the two runners up in the “Would be a better President than Hillary” contest.

  • fustian24

    The Queen just informed the President that he can grab her pussy any time he feels like it.

  • fustian24

    By the way, you guys have any chemical weapons in Jordan?

  • fustian24

    Putin is Shitin.

  • fustian24

    We’re gonna make Syria not so great again.

  • Mary Gehman

    Behind every successful man is a tired woman…

  • Mary Gehman

    “…and, the first runner-up in the Pussy-Grabbing Pageant is…”

  • fustian24

    Behind every successful man is a suspicious wife.

    • Retired military

      A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

      A succesful woman is one who marries such a man.