Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nut (or two).

  • yetanotherjohn

    Frisker? I don’t even know her.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know TSA was offering free colon cancer screening.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He looks like his best friend just got removed from a United flight.

  • yetanotherjohn

    In one pocket and out the other.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just enjoying the search?

  • yetanotherjohn

    He is risen. He is risen indeed.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Oh wow! Earlier today I was having my car fixed and when the mechanics climbed out from under the car on creepers, https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5fc1a2cd54753b8a56655b21f567fd3766b4dfa1a4824254425ce529844427f.jpg I thought I was watching an Al Jolson old time minstrel show movie. That freaked me out. Oh wow…”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why do they ask you to remove your shoes?
    So you can’t hang yourself with the shoelaces during the search.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Would you please stop poking me Mr. Walken.

  • yetanotherjohn

    My agent gets 10% of this.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Well look who’s come out to play.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Looks like he has a terminal problem.

  • yetanotherjohn

    A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Sacramento.

    The little boy who had been looking out the window turned to his mother and asked, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’

    The mother who couldn’t think of an answer told her son to ask the flight attendant.

    So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, ‘If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?’

    The busy flight attendant smiled and said, ‘Did your mother tell you to ask me?’

    The boy said, ‘Yes, she did.’

    ‘Well then’, said the flight attendant, ‘you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.’

  • Paul Hooson

    Willie and the handjob…

  • yetanotherjohn

    “They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into, I say… let ’em crash!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    That’s it, I’m hitchhiking.

  • yetanotherjohn

    “TSA says they are going to crack down on the invasive pat-downs. In fact, one agent was transferred to another parish.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    At least he’s getting to see what it is like to be groped by someone who won’t take no for an answer.

  • yetanotherjohn

    “The TSA, it’s our business to touch yours.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    “‘Has anyone handled your bags?’ ‘Yes.

    You. Right now.'”

  • yetanotherjohn

    “You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I’d get married.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    “The TSA has issued some special packing tips for travelers before Thanksgiving weekend. They say not to bring food, sharp tools, or any shred of dignity.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    ‘Now you do me.’

  • yetanotherjohn

    “Now, to make it worse, the airlines are charging a $15 molestation fee.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Never ask for the vibrating wand.

  • yetanotherjohn

    “T.S.A.: If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    “T.S.A.: We are now free to move about your pants.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    “TSA: We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Don’t you hate it when people pitch movie ideas while they are groping you?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Worse thing is it’s a non-smoking flight.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Do I get double frequent flyer miles if I let you keep touching my junk?”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I feel like I need a cigarette and a shower…”

  • Mary Gehman

    Goodness gracious! Great balls of flyers…

  • “What’s the sound of on ball clapping?”

  • Mary Gehman

    “OMG!!! I think I just saw Natalie Wood walk by!!!

  • “I was told bags fly free.”