Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Saber Rattling with North Korea and OPEN THREAD
  • In related news the Trump Administration announced that they had outsourced the removal of Kim Jong Un, and that the contract had been awarded to United Airlines.

    • Paul Hooson

      Just might work if they can get him on the plane to get him off the plane…

  • karl_lembke

    Remember, the first rule of Grope Club…

  • yetanotherjohn

    Next up on strip search of the stars, Sally Fields as “The Flying Nun”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its not the years, its the frequent flier mileage.

  • stan25

    Customer services at United Airlines sizing up their next potential removal.

  • fustian24

    I imagine Hillary’s first day in the federal penitentiary will go something like this.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Hey hotsy totsy!.

  • RadiCalMan

    Hey! Watch my CowBells! I can’t get anymore of them!

  • RadiCalMan

    I wonder if they are gong to find that watch I’ve had crammed up my bum since North Vietnam?

  • Paul Hooson

    “How much extra for the “Happy Ending”?”.

  • Christopher Walken, thinking of how many ways he could kill this guy with his bare hands, loses count after 153.

  • RadiCalMan

    Now, don’t get me mad, you might make my Gigantopithecus come out!

  • yetanotherjohn

    In an effort to win back customers, United is now offering a “Happy landing” to first class customers.

  • RadiCalMan

    United is beginning a new program known as “Shaking Down The Stars”, in an attempt to improve their PR.

  • RadiCalMan

    Don’t get any ideas that I’m happy to see you, that’s my Oscar in my pocket!

  • “Walken dead? I don’t think so.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Out there some teenage boy is looking at this and screaming at his mom, “Mom, don’t you knock before you walk in my room!.

  • Paul Hooson

    “And the “Worst Picture Of The Day To Masturbate To” Award goes to…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    And this is just to go by GREYHOUND, to fly it only gets worse…

  • Walken: “Do….. not taunt….. happy…. fun balls…”

  • Vagabond661

    Whaddyamean “Now cough”?!?!

  • Paul Hooson

    Actually security had quite a scare a few minutes ago when the president of the local Shriners chapter, al Kader, attempted to board a plane…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/56828aed2a6e940cc01e969f441e3be25ec27ee462b63452fe447d21aa54c5c0.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    Even worse at the airport? Hare Krishnas selling flowers and Paul Hooson telling housefire jokes for donations…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f427662a6391ab5df7f563d3c736c0f4ec083be452a4924c19cd016acc416ce6.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    “Well, lucky for me I decided to wear those brand spankin’ new Haines “cum dumpster” 1000’s today!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Being a celebrity really bites! Even little Christopher can’t get some rest!”.

  • “Is this where I turn my head and cough?”

  • Walken: “It could be worse. I could be forced to endure one of Paul Hooson’s lame jokes.”

  • Par4Course

    “Take the gun, leave the cannoli.”

  • Olsoljer

    Walken: “What the hell? My flight just landed!”

  • yetanotherjohn

    You do know we don’t allow snakes on the plane?
    Not even one eyed trouser snakes?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Yep, he’s a left leaning liberal.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I didn’t know Walken was in “The Walking Dead”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    United you stand, American you bend over.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sweet dreams are made of these

  • yetanotherjohn

    The secret to flying is in the joy stick.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Of course, I have testicles…just check down around my knees…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “The next time I want to fly somewhere I’ll just borrow Hillary’s broom…”

  • Mary Gehman

    “These are not my pants, so that is not my knife…”

    • yetanotherjohn

      Implausible deniability

  • yetanotherjohn

    Modified limited hangout

  • Mary Gehman

    Boxers, Briefs or Commando??? Only the TSA agent knows for sure…

  • “They said there’d be pudding.”

  • Mary Gehman

    The left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Ok, now turn your head and cough…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “TSA inspectors are worse than Hitler”. – Sean Spicer, the man of a thousand Hitler comparisons… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bc9f504c886919ab250ff5a76085ba8a9fb219493fcbab38236768d941d38564.jpg

  • Paul Hooson

    “Even Hitler never patted down passengers flying on airlines”. – Sean Spicer, the man of a thousand Hitler comparisons…

  • Paul Hooson

    “Oh, nuts…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Even Hitler never only allowed you to only bring a small mouthwash with you on the airlines”. – Sean Spicer, the man of a thousand Hitler comparisons…

  • Paul Hooson

    “You know the girl at ticket counter five? Well, worse than Hitler”. – Sean Spicer, the man of a thousand Hitler comparisons….

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why is he taking such a long time with Walken?
    Hooson is up next.

    • Paul Hooson

      And, the TSA inspector will ask me, “You’re Jewish, huh?”. His hands will tell him that much…