Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 14 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured a great actor and a good sport who is able to even make SNL funny when he shows up! We have double winners per place even though it was a holiday weekend. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “Hey Christopher, let’s see your “Weapon of Choice”!

(Brian Brandt) – “WE’RE UNITED AIRLINES.

FUCK YOU.

2) (Retired military) – “If you think the searches are bad wait till you see the guy we have in charge of seating

(Mike) – ““Christopher Walken, thinking of how many ways he could kill this guy with his bare hands, loses count after 153.”

3) (Rodney G. Graves) – “In related news the Trump Administration announced that they had outsourced the removal of Kim Jong Un, and that the contract had been awarded to United Airlines.

(karl_lembke) – “Remember, the first rule of Grope Club…

4) (guido81_MA) – “Hey, I’m Walken here!

(Porkopolis) – “Coming this summer to a theater near you!

Balls of Fury II

5) (David Robertson) – “Walken: “Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more pat down.”
TSA Agent: “Who do you think you are, Bruce Dickinson?”

(Scorpion) – “Christopher Walken didn’t quite follow the correct instructions on how to cough.

6) (Mary Gehman) – “Goodness gracious! Great balls of flyers…

(yetanotherjohn) – “In an effort to win back customers, United is now offering a “Happy landing” to first class customers.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(sarahconnor2) – ““Waddya mean “MORE cowbell?

Honorable Mention(s):

(esteel) – “He won’t be Walken after THAT pat down.

(rodney dill) – ““I was told bags fly free.”

(RadiCalMan) – “I wonder if they are gong to find that watch I’ve had crammed up my bum since North Vietnam?

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

This week? With this picture? Are you serious?!?!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

What a Bunch of Bull
Arrogance as a Social Norm
  • Retired military

    THanks all.

  • Brian Brandt

    I guess you couldn’t give yourself 1st place with “Waddya mean “MORE cowbell?”, but you deserved it.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks Sarah. I may be a lowly sixth, but at least I’m not Rodney Dill.

    • …at least I didn’t blast out a hundred captions and only end up with sixth place….. Bazinga!

      • Golly…

        Posted from my beach front vacation rental in Oceanside, CA.

      • yetanotherjohn

        Quantity has a quality all it’s own.
        One of the reasons that I do so many captions, besides the fact that I can, is you never know which caption will hit. I liked “It’s not the years, but the frequent flier mileage” caption, but apparently I was alone in this. If you had asked me to predict the most likely captions to medal, the one Sarah chose wouldn’t have been in the top ten.

        • Quantity may have a certain value, but I wouldn’t deem it to be quality. I am certainly not adverse to multiple entries, of various or different slants on a topic, to catch the whims of the judge, but I don’t blather out every possible combination of every past caption I can think of either. I didn’t have many ideas I liked to pursue for this photo, maybe the next one will be better suited to my way of thinking. A last minute entry got me in the honorable mention, but I wouldn’t have been too surprised if I missed out entirely on this contest.

  • Thanks, Sarah. I just wanted to say that Mr. Walken would never really kill that guy!
    (He’s making me say this!)

  • cathymv

    Congrats everyone… these were some great captions!! and I think that United should also get kudos…. without them, there wouldn’t have been as many captions…. You all did a great job!!!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 6th! Once again, surprised to place anywhere! Hope you all had a great Easter/Passover! God Bless!

  • Thanks Sarah. I didn’t have much to offer for this one.

    I liked Mary Gehman’s and karl_lembke’s

    • Mary Gehman

      Thank you!

  • Rick Adams

    I take every opportunity that presents itself to point out that United involuntarily bumped my mother and her new husband from their honeymoon flight to Hawaii. Their compensation was one $7.00 meal voucher in an airport where the least expensive sandwich was $14.00. Yes, I’m a bit salty about it still. I do not fly United.