Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 21, 2017
One Christian Perspective on Hell
  • JEERS – where everybody knows you’re lame.

  • Paul Hooson

    We’re off to see the lizard?

  • Paul Hooson

    VOYAGE TO SEE THE BOTTOM OF A BAR…

  • Paul Hooson

    Uh, not really the best place to job search for a Secretary Of State, Just sayin’…

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Where da rich widows at?”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Why did I give up my Senate seat? Why, why, why????”

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Twelve years of plastic surgery down the drain!”

  • Rock ThisTown

    Kerry: “Hey! I did not dodge the draft!”
    Bartender: “I was talking about a draft BEER, moron!”

  • Rock ThisTown

    That’s quite an impression you’re making. Too bad you didn’t make one as Senator, Presidential candidate or Secretary of State.

  • Rock ThisTown

    ‘Hey, big fella, why doncha’ play like Ted Kennedy & get me in the drink . . . uh, I mean . . get me a drink?’

  • yetanotherjohn

    Face it Kerry, you screwed up, you trusted the Clintons.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Kerry: “I’ll have the prosciutto & brie club & glass of ’68 Chardonnay”
    Bartender: “Huh?”
    Kerry: “Oh, never mind, just gimme a ham & cheese.”

  • RadiCalMan

    I’ve got writers block! I’ve been working on my autobiography and the working title is “57 shades of stupidity”.

  • Wild_Willie

    “This head is so big it’s hard to hold up.” ww

  • Paul Hooson

    “Senator, can you think of anything more sad and pathetic than yourself at the moment?”.

    “Uh, maybe Republican on Republican violence…”.