Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 21, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ really had some posters horsing around. There were over 200 entries so we have double winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – “But they pinky promised me they had no chemical weapons.

(Porkopolis) – “He was for the war before he was against it…
Negotiated a nuclear arms deal with the Iranians and got taken to the cleaners…
Foolishly declared all chemical weapons removed from Syria when they weren’t…

He’s the most uninteresting man in the world.

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Hitting the daily trifecta: Kerry never was president, Hillary never will be president and Obama is no longer president.

(Mary Gehman) – ““YOU RANG…”

3) (RadiCalMan) – “Draft beer $5.50

Double Chivas Regal on the rocks $10.50

Lurch relagated to a citizen and out of governmental power PRICELESS!

(Paul Hooson) – “Many people don’t realize it, but the first John Kerry was played by Boris Karloff, then Glenn Strange…

4) (Retired military) – “Guy in middle to Kerry “Hey guy you dont have it so bad. The other day I saw a picture of this guy in a space suit. It looked so ridiculous I had to print it off. Here have a look”

(Brian Brandt) – “You guys know what this beer reminds me of?

That I was in Vietnam!

5) (Stephen_Macklin) – “After three beers Kerry could no longer perform his “reporting for duty” salute.

(cathmv) – “Kerry ordered a flip flop – One Part Bush, two parts kick ass and a side of bitters

6) (Mike) – ““Not even James Taylor can save France now!”

(RIch Vail) – “Aw, fuck, what am I going to do now? Hillary was going to hire me to…

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – ““Why the long face?”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Joe_Miller) – “John Kerry contemplates the next item on his Bucket List of Fail.

(RockThisTown) – “That’s quite an impression you’re making. Too bad you didn’t make one as Senator, Presidential candidate or Secretary of State.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(stan25) – “Lurch drinking his sorrows away now the Addams Family decided to fire him for playing spin the bottle with Wednesday.

(fustian24) – “Kerry looks like he was tea-bagged by Caitlyn Jenner.


That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Yeah. Kerry, Mary and I are all tied in second place.

  • Thanks All

  • Paul Hooson

    Ah, thank you so much for my return to the winner’s list this week, but after reading the terrific, but creepy “inappropriate but funny” masterpieces by Stan and Fustian, I cede to the true masters of the craft! – I can’t really decide the worst of the two scenarios, both of which make me cringe in true horror…

  • “Ok John, I know you’re confused, but here is the key. Trump is #NotMyPresdident,
    Obama = #NeverWasMyPresident
    Hillary = #NeverWillBeAnyonesPresdident
    and you’re just one of the #JAFNotMyPresident group.”
    (Just Another F’ing)

    • yetanotherjohn

      But Trump is my president.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for second! I am both honored and surprised! I couldn’t seem to come up with too much for this picture. but I’m glad you liked one of the few I did come up with! Thanks again and God Bless!

  • Retired military

    Thanks all. I didn’t think I had a chance in this but the ole reliable Kerry Dukakis helmet pulled it off for me.

  • Rick Adams

    Sorry I couldn’t be there, gang, was attending a hobbyist computer convention in Chicago.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Those S100’s don’t program themselves.

      • Rick Adams

        S100 bus? LUXURY!

        • yetanotherjohn

          In my day we built our computers out of rocks and twigs … and we were properly grateful to have the luxury of those.

    • Rick Adams

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/904fd1376143ee1a1a68200075c527c77719a2186020b8db1541d41ab1da06c3.jpg I even got to be a celebrity! People brought copies of my old games to autograph.

      • yetanotherjohn

        I used to play Shanghai back in the day when the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Don’t remember Temple of Roma.

  • cathymv

    Sarah, thanks for the 5th.. sharing with stephen… sweet! the inappropriates are too funny in a creepy sort of way.. .kinda like kerry is creepy!!