Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 27, 2017
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  • stan25

    The fashion magazine editors need a new photo for their dart boards. The ones of Nancy Reagan and Laura Bush are all shredded.

  • Rock ThisTown

    OK, where are you hiding the other Russians?

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Find my Le Pen & I’ll sign a few autographs . . . “

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Shall we mend some walls . . . um, er fences?”

  • Joe_Miller

    Melania, the Press Whisperer, demonstrates how she keeps the press off of the furniture.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Kerry is still waiting at the bar, not having heard there was a change of venue.

  • Vagabond661

    Birthday Cheesecake.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know she just cut a silent but deadly one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It worked better in Harry Potter.

  • Scorpion

    After 3 hours and counting, the Berkely contingent cancelled the meeting fearing for their safety.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Full court press

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently the Trump “Kissing booth to balance the national debt” isn’t going as well as first hoped.

  • yetanotherjohn

    (sniff) In Russia, KGB is much more discrete.

  • Paul Hooson

    For some feminist liberals she’s pubic enemy #1…

  • Paul Hooson

    Why do 70 year old billionaires marry beautiful young models?

    So the resulting telepod gene splice is less frighting….

  • Paul Hooson

    !961, Camelot…

    2017, Camel Toe…

  • cathymv

    And its not Hillary sitting on the couch in the White House!!

  • Rick Adams

    Obama had to mug around an empty White House with a selfie stick and a mirror, nobody bats an eye… one woman crosses her legs and everybody loses their minds.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Melania and all the Trump administration scandal skeletons sitting on a couch

  • Dianne

    My service showing my support of our Army colors!

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mrs. Trump after 100 days in office can you tell us about your husband’s small hands?

  • Paul Hooson

    Universal sufferage?

  • Paul Hooson

    Today on Dr. Phil, a long suffering wife who’s husband sends out crazy Tweets at 3am in the morning, who doesn’t drink…

  • Par4Course

    Journalism today: only the cameras don’t lie.

  • Paul Hooson

    Sadly married to a “Billy Bush” bus rider…..

  • Paul Hooson

    Married to the guy that decided that Canada, and not North Korea is his biggest foreign policy challenge…

  • Paul Hooson

    No wonder that Sean Spicer talks so much about “prongs”. We all know what he’s really thinking…

  • Paul Hooson

    Meanwhile, Ted Cruz remains jealous…

  • stan25

    Melanie thought bubble: Should I strip to get the press gaggle to look at me?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Its good to see a strong woman in the White House.