Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 5, 2017
Budget Fiasco and OPEN THREAD
  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump reads the list of all the career bureaucrats who put country above helping the democrats.

  • yetanotherjohn

    President I am, powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If only Monica was around to turn that frown upside down.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hmmm. I really need to get more fiber … maybe I’ll buy a cable company with lots of fiber-optics.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Reading over the list of states that voted for him never gets old.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently, he’s not a regular politician.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m not just a member of the blue suits for men club, I’m the president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    (reading) How to suck eggs by Elizabeth Christ Trump

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently poontang is not on the menu.

  • Wild_Willie

    “Is this how you spell ‘treasonous’?

  • fustian24

    Trump is reviewing all Obama administration emails and phone calls, you know, just in case there was collusion with the Russians. Or something.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I need some lip balm.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “I’ll huff…and I’ll puff…and I’ll blow the House down…”

    • Walter_Cronanty

      Or, as Stephen Colbert would say: “I’ll huff…and I’ll puff…and I’ll blow the House…”

      • Mary Gehman


  • stan25

    Damn that pickle was sour.

  • “That’s it…. I’m banning arugula with an executive order.”

  • 914

    Trump clearly suffering from ADD –

    Attention Deficit Disorder

  • yetanotherjohn

    Fortunately, Donald doesn’t play poker.

  • Vagabond661

    “Hmmm. Duck. Ducks are good. I could go for a duck.Face it. I could look like a duck. I could do a duck face. I would do the best duck face ever. No one could beat my duck face!”

  • Joe_Miller
  • “Mare eat oats,
    And does eat oats,
    And little lambs eat ivy….
    I don’t get it.”

  • Lightninbug

    He who smelt it, dealt it !