Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 5, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminds us how lucky we are here in America: our First Lady is NOT President Trump’s former middle school teacher, who he fell in love with in MIDDLE SCHOOL. Beyond creepy….

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries. (We had a rare three way tie for the top number of votes so all three captions placed first.)

1) (jim_m) – “This must be from the democrats. All I see is a whine list.

(fustian24) – “Trump reviews the indictment of Hillary, Huma, Loretta Lynch, and James Comey.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Trump is thinking about putting the country in his wife’s name for tax reasons

2) (Retired military) – “Trump “Well well, this is the best news of the day. Hillary still isn’t President”

3) (Stephen_Macklin) – “Are we bombing anyone today?

Yes. Mr. President.

OK. I’ll have the chocolate cake.

4) (rodney dill) – ““…and I would really savor a great big steakstake through heart of the Democrats hopes and dreams.”

5) (Rick Adams) – ““Why is there this small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port…?”

6) (Mary Gehman) ““I’ll huff…and I’ll puff…and I’ll blow the House down…”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to: The three amigos tied for first.

Honorable Mention(s):

(guido81_MA) – “If the election had been held on October 27th we’d still have this same picture for the Caption Contest this week.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(cathymv) – “Seeing photos of Hillary, Pilosi and Waters makes Trumps lips purse, like a cat’s arse that’s brushed against nettles

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    The democrats may whine about indictments and tax proposals, but I revel in a Gold and a country not led by Hillary.

  • Thanks Sarah.

  • Vagabond661

    “Small thermal exhaust port”. I missed that one. Very good.

    • yetanotherjohn

      I agree, it was one of the best this week.

  • jim_m

    Thanks!!!! And I just have to say… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWtUVDG5M1w

    • cathymv

      I knew that one was a winner as soon as I read it!!

      • yetanotherjohn

        It was a good one.

  • cathymv

    My first inappropriate winner!!! Man, I have to go and play the lottery!! Thanks Sarah!!!

    • …and a pretty funny inappropriate too.

      • cathymv

        thank you kind sir.. high praises indeed!! 🙂

      • yetanotherjohn

        Though it does raise the question where she gained such insight into felines and flora.

        • cathymv

          It was something I read a while ago and have been just dying to use it!!!

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 6th! I especially liked the ‘whine list’ and ‘tax reasons’ captions! Congrats to all, have a good week, and God Bless!

    • yetanotherjohn

      Thanks Mary.

      • Mary Gehman

        You are welcome! You more than earn a shout out every week for the sheer volume of captions you come up with!

        • yetanotherjohn

          As they say of the Russian army, ‘Quantity has a quality all its own’.

  • Retired military

    Thanks for 2nd place folks.