Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

A Tale of Two Democrat Politicians
An Open Letter from Actor Kiefer Sutherland: 'Dear Hollywood, This is My Apology'
  • Brian Brandt

    Yes. I made the suit out of some drapes from Tara.

  • Brian Brandt

    My tuxedo was in the cleaners.

  • Brian Brandt

    Richard Cory

    Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
    We people on the pavement looked at him:
    He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
    Clean favored, and imperially slim.

    And he was always quietly arrayed,
    And he was always human when he talked;
    But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
    “Good-morning,” and he glittered when he walked.

    And he was rich—yes, richer than a king—
    And admirably schooled in every grace:
    In fine, we thought that he was everything
    To make us wish that we were in his place.

    So on we worked, and waited for the light,
    And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
    And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
    Went home and put a bullet through his head.

    Edwin Arlington Robinson

  • yetanotherjohn

    yjou rknow, i used hto be prgesident lof the united states

  • yetanotherjohn

    One button is all thats holding him together.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Donald.

  • yetanotherjohn

    How can you organize a community when you can’t even organize wardrobe.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Michelle was so upset with the changes to the lunch menu that she stopped dressing Barrack in the mornings.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You ought to see the other guy (okay it was a girl, but she was very mean).

  • yetanotherjohn

    It works for Bannon so maybe it will work for him.

  • yetanotherjohn

    After all, BO is his initials.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Maybe I shouldn’t have bet so heavily on Gozanga to sweep the entire bracket and go all the way.

  • yetanotherjohn

    He’s waving to Harvey, the six foot snowman who’s his bestest friend now.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5b648dfa7b1c35de861411d328350efe34f80ebb5db3608c64689d453f21ff6.jpg

  • yetanotherjohn

    We just thought he was phoning it in his last couple of years as president.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama: Your place got a pool?
    Ty Webb: We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond… Pond’d be good for you.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama standing with all the bright young future stars of the democrats.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Any country club that doesn’t want to admit him has to be racist.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Come on, you know you want a piece of this chocolate bunny ladies.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Where de white women at?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk

    • cathymv

      don’t ruin my BeeGees on me!!! lol

  • yetanotherjohn

    Since his retirement, Obama has discovered he likes his women like his scotch … 12 years old.

    • yetanotherjohn

      If that doesn’t get me Mr. Inappropriate, the system is broken.

  • yetanotherjohn

    #ClimateChange? How about #UnderwearChange?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Obama waves bye bye to his integrity.

    • cathymv

      what integrity?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody looks like he was up all night wrestling the ghost of Benghazi ambassadors past.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently the Obama’s had a house fire and all his clothes burned up.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One day, a Obama decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to Michelle, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”

    “It depends,” she replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

    He yelled back, “Harvard.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    A man and his wife had gotten into the habit of referring to making love as “doing the laundry” so their kid’s wouldn’t know what was up.

    One day the man came home from work and said to his wife, “Honey, let’s do some laundry.”

    “Not now,” she said, “I’ve had a hard day and I just wanna watch a little t.v.”

    “OK,” he says, “I’m gonna go take a nap.”

    Time passed and the missus decided that a little whoopee might be just the thing so she joined her hubby in the bedroom.

    “I’ve changed my mind, let’s do some laundry ” she said.

    “Sorry,” said the husband, “but I just had a small load, so I did it by hand.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry. Michelle Obama
    (Actual quote, which probably also explains this photo)

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Obama is trying out for the Jack Klugman, not Tony Randall roll.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Irony, the opposite of wrinkly.

  • The Baracky Horror Picture Show

  • jim_m

    Obama unveils this year’s neo-Malthusian hashtag talking points for the left. Not surprisingly, global starvation continues to be a favorite theme with #verticalfarming.