Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

A Tale of Two Democrat Politicians
An Open Letter from Actor Kiefer Sutherland: 'Dear Hollywood, This is My Apology'
  • Olsoljer

    After assuring himself immunity from deportation, securing an advisory position in the French Immigration Bureau, and using his speaking fee as a down payment for a home in “Gay Paree” Barack assures the EU “I’ll be back”.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Gotta go! There’s a park bench and a bottle of Wild Turkey in a brown paper bag with my name on it!”

    • Retired military

      No NO NO!!!!! That is a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20

      • Mary Gehman

        I stand corrected…and I will correct my caption! Thanks!

        • Retired military

          No worries.

          • yetanotherjohn

            Be happy

    • Rick Adams

      Two Buck Chuck.

  • Retired military

    Obama In 2012: ‘We Can’t Just Drill Our Way To Lower Gas”

  • Retired military

    Obama “You didn’t see anything so atrocious happen when I was President. When I was president everyone was treated equally”
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  • yetanotherjohn

    The good news is he made $400,000. The bad news is he gets $1,000 for every blow job he gives.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharped dressed man (NOT!)…”

  • Mary Gehman

    He waves only to his left and only with his left hand.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Liberals go crazy for a rumple suited man

  • fustian24

    And if that Wookie won’t start ironing my suits, I’m going back to Reggie…

  • jim_m

    David Brooks has announced that he is reassessing obama’s performance in office now that he has seen these wrinkled pants.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Being retired means you just don’t have to care anymore.

  • Mary Gehman

    “I drank the kool-aid and I spilled some on my tie…”

  • Retired military
  • RadiCalMan

    Now, I’m going to give Al Gore a run for that Climate Change Money$$$

  • RadiCalMan

    Time to reap what has been sewn!

  • RadiCalMan

    Boy, do I make this suit look empty!

  • RadiCalMan

    This is my community and I’m here to organize it!

  • RadiCalMan

    Eat your heart out Hillary!

  • stan25

    The Russians made me do it.

  • 914

    What an enormous waste of $400,000 and 8 years..

  • yetanotherjohn

    Would you buy a used politician from this man? Wall Street would.

  • The spokesperson for #VerticalFarming is a walking six foot high pile of manure.

  • “Vertical farming. Uh… is that like arugula?”

  • The keynote speaker for vertical farming is the world’s foremost authority on piling it that high.

  • Rick Adams

    “C’mon, guys, there are two capital Cs behind me, perfect for the ole ‘halo around the head’ shot, c’mon, just for old times sake, eh?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Notice how he’s not casting a shadow … I’m just sayin’.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Stop! In the name of love
    Before you open your mouth
    Stop! In the name of love
    Before you open your mouth
    Think it over
    Think it over

  • Rick Adams

    “I bet you’re wondering why I’ve call you all here today…”

  • Rick Adams
  • Paul Hooson

    Well, say what you will about this guy, but he never hired Sean Spicer…

  • Paul Hooson

    “When asked about the FBI Director Comey firing, he apparently compared it to the firing of Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox by Richard Nixon. or at least that’s what I thought he meant when he said something like “Cox shucker” to me”…

  • yetanotherjohn

    What we have here is a failure to communicate … GO AWAY!

  • Mary Gehman

    “I borrowed this pant suit from Hillary.”

  • Brian Brandt

    Empty suit, meet full pockets.

  • Brian Brandt

    Stepin Fetchit vaudeville comedy routine – 2017 version.

  • Brian Brandt

    Vertical farming? How about a little flat out honesty?

  • Brian Brandt

    The ‘Community Organizer’ in me wants to condemn Comey’s firing, but the ‘Constitutional Law Professor’ won’t let me.

  • Brian Brandt

    I know I look like I just got off a 3-day bus trip from Kansas City, but it’s just my attempt to be a ‘regular guy.’

  • Brian Brandt

    You put your left hand in,
    You put your left hand out,
    You put your left hand in,
    And you shake it all about,
    You do the hokey pokey
    and you turn yourself around
    That what it’s all about.

  • Brian Brandt

    #ClimateChange. It’s my meal ticket for the next eight years until Michelle becomes President.

  • Brian Brandt

    You like the look? It’s Ex-President Lounge Lizard.

  • Brian Brandt

    When do the Global Warming Groupies start throwing their panties up on the stage?

  • Brian Brandt

    Who dressed you? Tom Jones?

    • Mary Gehman

      “It’s not unusual…”

      • yetanotherjohn

        to be loved by anyone …

  • Brian Brandt

    Welcome to the Branson, Missouri “Ex-President’s Revue!”

    With special guest singer, Maxine Waters.

  • Brian Brandt

    I’m waving to my one fan. The woman up there in the cheap seat.

    “Hi, Loretta. Sorry about pinning that IRS thing on you.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Okay this new Disney Hall of Presidents is just being mean now.

  • Brian Brandt

    Sorry about the informal look. I loaned my ‘power tie’ to Jim Comey for his dinner with Trump.

  • Brian Brandt

    Two more opened buttons on the shirt and it qualifies as gay porn.

  • Brian Brandt

    What’s a ‘vertical farm?’ One that’s owned by Monsanto?

  • Brian Brandt

    Hillary’s crimes? Speak to the hand.