Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • (In his earpiece) “Mr. President, we caught Hillary trying to climb over the fence again.”

  • fustian24

    There’s one thing about Turkey I’ve always wanted to know.
    What does “Gobble-gobble-gobble” mean in English?

  • Mary Gehman

    “Do you have a ‘Recep-e’ for turducken?”

  • Yep… Prime the plump… I invented that.

  • RadiCalMan

    Who carries the biggest stick? Teddy Roosevelt or the Trumpster?

  • Paul Hooson

    His least favorite ice cream flavor at Ben & Jerry’s? ….” ‘M Peach Mint”…

  • Paul Hooson

    The boy king?

  • RadiCalMan

    Why don’t you come over to our embassy after the press conference today and we’ll show you how we handle the protesters in Turkey!

  • RadiCalMan

    Talkin’ Turkey!

  • RadiCalMan

    So, how do you handle attempted coups in Turkey?

  • Guess who’s proud he thinks he has conquered his meleagrisphobia.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know that feeling when you had such a big turkey dinner you have to unbutton your pants? Trump does.

  • Rick Adams

    Switched to Geico AND going to Disneyworld!

  • yetanotherjohn

    So Teddy is the meat in this turkey sandwich.

  • Emine vs. Melania…. explains it all.

  • stan25

    Where is the stuffing?

  • stan25

    One turkey leaves the White House and another one comes in. Thankfully, This one will leave in a couple days.

  • yebbasue

    I’m so happy this guy volunteer to translate for me – so few people are fluent in T-RUMP-ish

  • yetanotherjohn

    What’s the point of these debates?

  • Paul Hooson

    Pick the turkey in the picture(Hint: A trick question).

  • Mary Gehman

    The Turk and The Smirk.

  • Paul Hooson

    I went to a hockey game and a Turkish dignitary visit broke out…

  • Paul Hooson

    A rare visit by a non-Russian foreign visitor…

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: What’s the difference between a Turkish dignitary and a professional wrestler.

    A: At this point, not too much…

  • Paul Hooson

    “In all fairness, Lawrence Of Arabia did sort of enjoy the Turkish prison caning…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Visit Turkey. You’ll Stay For The Gay Prison Canings…

  • Paul Hooson

    OH BILLY II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

  • Paul Hooson

    MIDNIGHT EXCESS

  • yetanotherjohn

    When you can keep your head and smile when all about you are losing theirs, perhaps you didn’t read the morning intelligence briefing.

  • Paul Hooson

    Studied for the Turkish visit by having Melania stand outside an Oval Office window and re-enact the “Oh Billy” scene…

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey, the Ringling Bros Circus may be ending, but the show goes on in Washington!

  • Paul Hooson

    So, the next foreign dignitaries he meets are in Saudi Arabia in full Arabic dress. “Hello Sisters! Are you the Mother Superior?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I found my job through the Goodwill Jobs Connection…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Trump to the Turkish dignitary “I’m also big fan of MIDNIGHT EXPRESS. In fact I re-enacted that “Oh Billy” scene a few times for women by standing outside their window pressing my penis against the glass. Whether or not they asked me to…”.

  • 914

    What an ugly tie!

  • Paul Hooson

    So, Donald Trump meets with the Pope, next. “I’m a yuge Christian you know. Big time. You know that Jesus guy? Well, he died. He rose up. I believe he saw his shadow….”.

  • Paul Hooson

    If Donald Trump was poor and worked at a hardware store:

    Female Customer “Do you have something to seal up a window leak?”.

    Trump: “Lady, I have you caulk right here!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Ha, I still won more electoral votes than you!”.

  • Mary Gehman

    Grin and bear it…

  • Rick Adams

    Oh, man, if the photo of Trump and glowing orb isn’t the contest photo next week, I’m gonna want to know why. That is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in my LIFE.

    • sarahconnor2 #GiveThemHell45

      You’ve never watched the ball drop in Times Square?

  • Mary Gehman

    “Midnight Express…Don’t leave home without it…”
    “But, what’s in your wallet?”