Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump is still smiling about his speech opening “Let’s talk turkey …”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hey, you get an all access pass to a Turkish harem and you would be smiling too.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m taller than him, I have better hair than him and damn it, the Kurds like me.

  • Trump: “You want my support? Then suck it up, Butterball.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “Where’s the beef?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody got two scoops of ice cream for desert.

    • Rick Adams

      Well, the desert is dry, and hot….

      • yetanotherjohn

        I obviously have no idea what you are talking about. Personally my mind is not so limited that I can imagine only one way to spell or pronounce a word.

  • “You want some whine with those Kurds?”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Silent but deadly doesn’t go undetected if you smile.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Not a teleprompter in sight.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You’ld be smiling too if you had convinced Hillary to wear a Burka in honor of the Turkish visit.

  • Vagabond661

    “…but last night I stayed in a Holiday Express.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Today’s news conference is brought to you by the letter T.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trumps hole card must be a fifth spade.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Hah, my flag has 50 stars to his one.

  • yetanotherjohn

    50 shades of blue.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody just closed the deal on turning the Hagia Sophia into a casino.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I can take this Turkey.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Jive Turkey.

  • Brian Brandt

    Erdogan is suddenly stricken with a bad case of the turkey trots.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump smiling because he secretly replaced the İstiklâl Marşı sheet music with “Turkey in the Straw”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    For Trump, this is being diplomatic.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You’re fried.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Apparently Trump can be a rough rider.

  • Brian Brandt

    Recep, why the long fez?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Translator: The prime minister would like to know if you will drink a toast with him.

    Trump: Thank the prime minister and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Muslim son of a bitch.

    Translator: [Nervous] I can’t tell him that!

    Trump: Tell him, every word.

    Translator: [In Turkish] He says he will not drink with you or any Muslim son of a bitch.

    Turkish prime minister: [In Turkish] Tell him he is a son of a bitch, too. Now!

    Translator: [Very nervous] He says he thinks you are a son of a bitch, too.

    Trump: [laughing] All right. All right, tell him I’ll drink to that; one son of a bitch to another.

    • I suppose you want a Patton the back for that one.

      • yetanotherjohn

        Dill, you magnificent bastard, I’ve read your captions.

  • Brian Brandt

    Guess which podium Linda Lovelace is under.

    • yetanotherjohn

      At age 53, I’m guessing the one on the left.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump just closed the deal on buying the Bosporus strait for $20 of beads.

  • Brian Brandt

    Q: Why does each member of the Turkish Parliament have two seats?

    A: One to sit in and one to throw.

  • Brian Brandt

    President Erdogan remains opposed to a separate homeland for the Tryptophans.

    • Not even just some sleepy little village.

  • Scorpion

    Mmmm. Turkey. I think I’ll invite the media for dinner after this and have 3 servings just for shits and giggles.

  • Trump: “Of course the USA is here to help you in any way we can. Any time you need immediate access just call the hotline I’ve provided at 1-800-288-8372.”

    (SFW)

  • yetanotherjohn

    Great, tomorrows headline will probably be “Trump has a bird fetish”.

  • Rock ThisTown

    “Hold it right there, pilgrim. Turkey isn’t just for dinner anymore.”

  • Brian Brandt

    President Erdogan and President Trump were having a conversation in the White House. Erdogan began. “I had a dream that I could see the entire United Stares and over every building and home was a banner that said ‘Long live Turkish-American friendship.’”

    “I had a dream, too,” said Trump. I could see all of Turkey, and it was more beautiful than ever, The economy was great, and all the people were happy. There were banners on all the buildings.”

    “What did they say?”

    “I don’t know. I can’t read Greek.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    The art of the deal is so much easier when you can back up your negotiations with nukes.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Why did the Turkey cross the road?
    I don’t know, but if it does that again, 50 tons of bombs will be dropped on it.

  • Rock ThisTown

    How many Kurds does it take to stuff a Turkey?
    Only one, but you really have to squeeze to get him in.

  • yetanotherjohn

    You’re so vain
    You probably think this meeting is about you
    You’re so vain,
    I’ll bet you think this meeting is about you
    Don’t you?
    Don’t you?

  • Porkopolis

    Tanned, Buffed and Ready for a Rough Ride

  • Rock ThisTown

    Stars ‘n Bars, Moon ‘n Stars . . . . hey, let’s create a new reality show: “Stars in Bars Getting Turkey”.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Weiner has been sexting again.

  • Rock ThisTown

    Why is this man smiling?
    He got a ‘harumph’ outta that guy . . . Teddy.

  • Contemplating Turkey Tweets

  • yetanotherjohn

    Somebody needs to explain to him what we meant when we said we were having Turkey for lunch.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Mmmmm Turkey.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Trump announces he is moving the US embassy to Constantinople.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Istanbul-shit!”

  • Mary Gehman

    “He gobbles…I tweet…”

  • Trump: “This is how I get rid of my Turkey neck.”

  • Rick Adams

    “You expected Hillary? Too bad! It was me, Trump!”