Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 19, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us all of the risks iherent in naming a country after poultry. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Mary Gehman) – ““Istanbul-shit!”

2) (rodney dill) – ““…as God is my witness, I thought he could fly.”

3) (Retired military) – “The best part of this picture is Hillary isn’t in it

4) (fustian24- “Piss us off and they’ll be calling your country Giblets!

5) (cathymv) – “Trump advised people better grab a ham, cause there may not be any Turkey left by Christmas

6) (Rock ThisTown) – “Why did the Turkey cross the road?
I don’t know, but if it does that again, 50 tons of bombs will be dropped on it.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Somebody got two scoops of ice cream for dessert.

Honorable Mention(s):

(stan25) – “One turkey leaves the White House and another one comes in. Thankfully, this one will leave in a couple days.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Brian Brandt) – “Guess which podium Linda Lovelace is under.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • yetanotherjohn

    Thanks for all the up votes. Just goes to show that sometimes the best humor is found humor and the liberals are making a lot of it these days.

    Great captions all. I missed Rock’s so I’m glad Sarah caught it.

  • Retired military

    THanks all

  • Thanks Sarah.

    Congrats Mary.

    My favorite of my own captions, where Trump gave Erdogan the 800 number for the Butterball Talk-Turkey hotline, didn’t seem to get any love.

    • yetanotherjohn

      Thats why I enter more than one caption. Rarely does my personal favorite of my captions get an award.

      • Entering more than one…. Why didn’t I think of that?

        • yetanotherjohn

          Don’t worry, you will.

  • cathymv

    Mary and Rodney… I knew that you guys had winners!! congrats on those great captions….

    and thanks for the 5th place sarah! a fun time was had by all!!!

  • Mary Gehman

    Wow! Thanks for 1st! I’m surprised that such a simple, one-word caption won…and it was mine! I especially liked the giblets and the ham captions (fustian’s and Cathy’s). I also liked Paul’s M Peach Mint ice cream caption. Actually…there were a lot of others that were very good and made me smile! Thanks again and God Bless!

    • cathymv

      M Peach Mint………………………………… just got it…. (oy!!!)

      • yetanotherjohn

        I never really thought of Hooson’s humor as subtly.

        • cathymv

          it was obviously too subtle for my polish half…..

  • Rock ThisTown

    Thanks for allowing me into the winner’s circle this week, Sarah! There were some really great ones so I’m honored! Congratz to all & see ya Friday!