Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Montana, Hell, Let's Talk of the Democrats' LONG History of Political Violence
Republicans and the Confederacy
  • yetanotherjohn

    Suckers, Saudi TV isn’t allowed to show “graven images” of people, but this will get splattered all over Egypt and the US.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Now, just hold onto the orb while I conduct the prostate examination.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Blinded by the light, revved up like a trio
    Another runner in the night

  • yetanotherjohn

    Umm, Donald, that’s not the glowing ball your right hand is touching.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I think I remember this episode of Mork and Mindy

  • yetanotherjohn

    I chew my nails and and I twiddle my thumbs
    I’m real nervous, but it sure is fun
    Come on baby, drive me crazy
    Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire

  • yetanotherjohn

    Salaman the Riyadah Leader
    Had a very shiny globe
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows
    All of the world leaders
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Salaman
    Join in any leader games

  • yetanotherjohn

    Exactly what size is your prostrate?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Iran has to be quaking in their boots … at least they will be when they stop laughing.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Head of state only water fountain.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Who knew Saudi Arabia had the worlds biggest hail ball.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Shine little glow-orb, glimmer,
    Shine little glow-orb, glimmer,
    Lead us lest too far we wander
    Love’s sweet voice is calling yonder
    Shine little glow-orb, glimmer,
    Hey, there don’t get dimmer,
    Light the path below, above
    And lead us on to love!
    Glow, little glow-orb, ball of fire, Glow like an incandescent wire, Glow for the female of the specie, Turn on the A-C and the D-C; This night could use a little brightnin’, Light up, you li’l ol’ bug of lightnin’, When you gotta glow, you gotta glow, glow little glow-orb, glow

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know how the ads in the back of the comic books makes the item always seem cooler than the reality?
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  • yetanotherjohn

    You are getting horny …

  • yetanotherjohn

    Why can’t the restaurant use a standard pager?

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’ll take hyperbole for $1000 Alex

  • yetanotherjohn

    You know, maybe we should have asked a woman before we made the ben-wa ball.

  • yetanotherjohn

    I’m starting to feel some global warming.

  • yetanotherjohn

    If that’s the steering wheel, no wonder they don’t let women drive.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One if by land, two if by semen.

  • yetanotherjohn

    What we have here is a failure to globally communicate.