This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ featured the photo everyone was hoping for! No, not the Dukakis tank picture-the ORB! We had over 200 comments so we have double winners for each place. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture (for those of you living in a box):
Here are the winning entries:
1) (cathymv) – “One day Trump, El-Sisi and King Salman were at the bar. They all got drunk and went home. The next day, they gathered together and talked about how drunk they were. Trump said, “I was so drunk last night, I made out with the lamp.” El-Sisi said, “That’s nothing, I got my DUI.” The King said, “I went home and blew chunks.” Trump and El-Sisi looked at him and asked the King what was so bad about that and the King said, “NO! You guys don’t understand! Chunks is my camel!””
(rodney dill) – ““Oh, it’s a globe of the Earth… .just don’t make me grab Uranus.””
2) (Rick Adams) – “The first rule of Glowing Orb Club: Don’t talk about Glowing Orb Club.”
(Mary Gehman) – “The Van de Graaff was no match for Donald’s hairspray.
(Bet you are all googling ‘Van de Graaff’ right about now!)”
3) (Retired military) – “Headline of David Robertson’s next thread
Trump touches balls of Saudi King”
(fustian24) – “You’re right! I CAN see the future!
I see Hillary, Obama, and lots of democrats in jail. I see the New York Times shuttered up and abandoned and I see a lovely strong wall between the US and Mexico.
The Middle East, you ask?
Ahh…where’s that ice cream?”
4) (Kenny Moore) – “It’s a small world after all.”
(Rock ThisTown) – “Think of this as the light bulb in Schumer & Pelosi’s heads that never came on.”
5) (Par4Course) – “Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.”
(Joe_Miller) – “Suspicion grows that a woman is somewhere in the room…”
6) (Paul Hooson) – “Sheikh Sheikh Sheikh, Sheikh Sheikh, Sheikh, Sheikh Yer Booty, Sheikh Yer Booty…”
(stan25) – “Donald Trump and the Saudi King seeking the spirit of Seth Rich and Vince Foster.”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(guido81_MA) – “A somewhat awkward yet apparently enjoyable ménage a trois on the Orgasmatron.”
(Scorpion) – “I..see…you…taking…in…40….million….refugees…this summer.”
(sarahconnor2) – “Best thing about this picture-Hillary is not the POTUS.” (Hey, we’ve got a tradition going here.)
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Brian Brandt) – “Sorry, we could only fit one of Hillary’s ass cheeks through the glory hole.”
(yetanotherjohn) – “One if by land, two if by semen.”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.