Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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From The That Never Happens Files
  • Paul Hooson

    “Our country has the landmark Eiffel Tower”.

    “In my country, some people call the Trump Tower, “The Awful Tower”…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “You don’t have to surrender to me?”.

    “Sorry, force of habit…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Gay Paris, isn’t really Gay, is it?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I know your JC Penney has 104,000 employees. How many will that new giant coal mine in your Pennsylvania employ?”.

    “Oh, a good 100, give or take…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    A Frenchman has a housefire. The first thing he rescues are the white flags…

  • Paul Hooson

    “God damn Kathy Griffin!”.

    “Too late, have you seen her face!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Three guys in high school are going to the prom. One brags his date is the cutest cheerleader. Another brags his date is an aspiring model. But, the third is crying. The other two ask why he’s crying? “My date looks like Kathy Griffin!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    A Jehovah’s Witness rings a door bell. But, runs away when Kathy Griffin answers.

    “That house is haunted!”.

  • Paul Hooson

    How do you deter a Jehovah’s Witness?

    Have Kathy Griffin answer the door…

  • Paul Hooson

    How does a man prevent orgasm?

    Think of Kathy Griffin…

  • Paul Hooson

    How do you make that “irritable bowel girl” look sexy?

    Have her stand next to Kathy Griffin… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cfa1b61c0ba5d2cd4953704a35be726c3d42b8d672e15cb2c9851aa9d0b233cb.jpg

  • “Lets make the Great White North great again.”
    “You hoser.”

  • “Justin, I think I’d like to wear your wife’s ass for a hat.”

  • No Mr. President, I don’t think Poutine and Poontang are the same thing.

  • Mary Gehman

    “Sorry about the long, weird handshake. My hands are still recovering from last week’s Orgasmatron encounter.”

  • Mary Gehman

    “In case no one’s said it lately, thanks for the Statue of Liberty.”

  • “…and if you need a little head… I hear Kathy Griffin’s available.”

    • cathymv

      I would have recommended Anderson Cooper, but hey, its your caption 🙂

      • True but Kathy had the recent head shot, so to speak.

  • “Je me rends”

  • Joe_Miller

    “You’ve got a pretty good grip, but I don’t wash my hands after I pee.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: What’s the very last thing you ever want to say to Kathy Griffin?

    A: Give me head…

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: Why did Kathy Griffin post this week’s outlandish photo on the Net?

    A: She had some time off from scarecrow duty and didn’t know what to do with the spare time…

  • Paul Hooson

    Name three things wrong with NBC’s “SUDDENLY SUSAN”?

    1. It’s been cancelled…

    2. A lack of comedy writers…

    3. Kathy Griffin…

  • Paul Hooson

    The last time Kathy Griffin posted topless photos on the Net, men all over America became celibate monks…Some things cannot be unseen…

  • Paul Hooson

    Q: Name something far https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30333c5a50f8da539ea38b5c6b9cc1c07756fee1e860de9e17d6a8c9ae05e61b.jpg more horrific than Kathy Griffin?

    A: Kathy Griffin without makeup…

  • Paul Hooson

    Yesterday, Kathy Griffin walked outside her home to get her mail. Neighbors want it classified as a terror attack…

  • yetanotherjohn

    You put your right hand in and wave it all about.

  • Paul Hooson

    “I’d like to express my condolences. Some of your Paris streets look terrible after those terrorist attacks!”.

    “Terrorist attacks? Oh no, some of our streets always look like that… And, we wrap bread in newspaper to top it off. How sanitary is that?”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Both leaders just reached an accord on housefire jokes?

  • Paul Hooson

    “At any rate, Teresa May…”.

    “You mean June?”.

    “No, May…”.

    “Sorry, June..”.

    “Well, who’s on first…”.

  • Paul Hooson

    Donald Trump shares a touching story…He mistook the French president for Billy Bush…