Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of June 2, 2017

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was overshadowed somewhat by another photo that got captioned in ways that Kathy Griffin swears she NEVER intended. Just be patient with her this week-she’s still getting the hang of the fryolator. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (guido81_MA) – Trump grabs another pussy.

2) (Retired military) – And the truth comes out

3) (Mike) – The beginning of Trump’s covfefe jujitsu move was so subtle, his opponent did not recognize it until it was too late.

4) (David Robertson) – I don’t know what is happening here, but thankfully Hillary Clinton isn’t in the picture. Yay!

5) (Mary Gehman) – “I notice you have an ‘Arc de TRiUMPh’ in this country…”

6) (fustian24) – And your Mom’s looking very lovely…excuse me, I mean your wife.
With the assist from (Rock ThisTown) – ” . . . I mean your, how you say in French . . . cougouar?”

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(rodney dill) – “Well…. We’ll always have Paris……..NOT.”

Honorable Mention(s):

(Brian Brandt) – “Ah, Monsieur Trump. I see that au contraire to Twitter reports your head is still attached. C’est dommage!”

(cathymv) – Save 19 Trillion dollars in 15 minutes by dropping out of the Paris Accord. Call Trump, he’ll save you Trillions!

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – How does a man prevent orgasm?

Think of Kathy Griffin…

(yetanotherjohn) – Have you ever heard of a menage a trois? You have to, your French. Melania keeps asking me for one and I haven’t found any stores that sell one, can you help a fella out her buddy?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Retired military

    Thanks for second

  • yetanotherjohn

    How appropriate.Thanks.

  • Covfefe jujitsu triumphs again! Thanks!

  • Paul Hooson

    Ah, thank you so much Sarah and everyone. The living horror show that is Kathy Griffin inspired me to write many jokes here, where I was sort of “in the zone” with Kathy Griffin gags…

  • Thank you Sarah and everyone

  • Brian Brandt

    Merci beaucoup.

  • Mary Gehman

    Thanks for 5th! Have a great week and God Bless!

  • cathymv

    Honorable mentin!! sweet!! Thanks a bunch! some great captions as usual!!